Just Look At The Flowers: LIW The Walking Dead Review

This episode goes really off topic in a great way. It mostly focuses on wondering why Shane and Rick, knowing that the world is completely ruined and pure chaos, would proceed to blow loads up in Lori. It's a dangerous game to play that obviously can only result in an 8 pound burden. Stupid. Anyway, they fish/hunt frogs in this episode and that's where the title comes from. We meet Daryl and he's just awful at first. www.LIWstudios.com

Why do zombies have such good smelling abilities. Why can they smell at all? Smelling requires oxygen which they can't produce. Climbing fences requires strength with requires muscles which require fresh blood with oxygen in them. They can't climb fences. Nothing about zombies makes sense. It's all bullshit. But zombies are cool so here we are. In this one, Shane makes the right decision for once. We meet a racist and a guy named Morales that Phoenix completely forgot existed because he simply walks away from the group early on. Enjoy. www.LIWstudios.com

I got too bored waiting a whole week for an episode of The Walking Dead so I went back and watched season 1. Eventually I'll get through every episode. This was recorded at 1 am after a few beers so it's a little long. I'll record the rest of the season 1 episodes in the morning after plenty of coffee to speed things up. www.LIWstudios.com

This episode rhymes with the last one. It truly does! Daryl and Dwight have similar names. The Walking Dad has pacing problems and Phoenix really breaks it down at the end of this podcast. Listen for hilarious results. Who is Sherry? Why is this description out of order? Am I even thinking about the show I recorded or just writing nonsense at this point? Yes. And what is Sherry talking about? www.LIWstudios.com

In this episode, Phoenix talks about how many black British kings there were throughout history. Also, Shiva is a real tiger and not a stuffed toy or poster like he had hoped but he doesn't address that in the episode so that's what this long sentence is for. Deal with it. This episode serves one purpose: make you hate Morgan less. It worked. www.LIWstudios.com

In this episode, Phoenix gives a spoiler free review of Negan killing Glenn and Abraham to death, all the way until they no longer contained life. Murder. What a bad man. What a handsome bad man that Phoenix would totally bang if given half a chance. Half a chance? Does that imply rape? Not sure but it's still true. www.LIWstudios.com

In this episode, Phoenix starts off like he's having a stroke but recollects and finishes the episode in amazing fashion. He continues to talk about how Madison is the most dangerous person in this world because of pure stupidity. He also talks about the bullshit scene in which Madison thinks searching dead bodies for clues for Colonia is a good idea when those dead bodies were there because they were being tortured for evidence as to where Colonia is. But it worked out somehow. Bullshit. www.LIWstudios.com

In this episode, Phoenix is let down by what happens to Chris. This episode has two of the best shots/scenes in the show so far but one of them takes away a future villain. Is it what's best for the show or just shock value at this point? Phoenix doesn't answer that question in this episode. Listen anyway. www.LIWstudios.com

In this episode, Phoenix continues to talk about how stupid Madison is. He also talks about loving Chris now and how well the show is showing his rise to becoming a villain. Also, yelling "Goddamn you, Chris." is just good fatherly advice. www.LIWstudios.com

In this episode, Phoenix ruins Madison and her stupid decisions that are purely dangerous to the entire group of survivors at the hotel. She's scary stupid. Scarier than the zombies. As smart as the zombies. Anyway, not much happens in this episode so it's hard to talk about in length. Enjoy. www.LIWstudios.com