Just Look At The Flowers: LIW The Walking Dead Review

Fuck this fucking episode. This is by far the angriest episode of LIW The Walking Dead Review. Phoenix is DONE caring about what happens on The Walking Dead. Fucking done. It's officially just a video game passed off as a TV show. Rick fights a Silent Hill zombie in a pile of trash. He then piles trash on it and kills it with a rock. The audience is that zombie, the episodes are the trash and the obviousness in the show is the rock. Figure it out. Done... just done with it. www.LIWstudios.com

In this episode, Phoenix tells a story that Rick tells that his mom told him about a rock in a road and how it helps poor people. Or something like that, Phoenix improvises a story that is way better than Rick's. Anyway, this episode is decent but involves more video game sequences so beware. www.LIWstudios.com

The mid-season-finale-of-season-seven-of-the-walking-dead is finally here! Could that title get any longer? Anyway, Negan guts a person during a casual game of pool and then is mad that his game was interrupted. This season is going EXACTLY how Phoenix predicted it would in our 'season 7 predictions' episode. Seriously, exactly. This show is so goddamn predictable.  www.LIWstudios.com

Carl learns a thing or two about love and life from Negan in this after school special from the makers of The Walking Dead. I understand that Negan has a lot of wives but why does he keep them in a back office that looks like a brothel? He's the only one that can touch them so why make it look like they're for sale? I don't get it. Oh, Rick and Aaron find a video game level with treasure on it. www.LIWstudios.com

It's been over two months but Phoenix is back to talk about The Wandering Dead. This is the throwaway Tara episode that you've all been demanding. Remember her? The 100% not pregnant lady from last season? She's back and less pregnant than ever.  www.LIWstudios.com

In this episode, Phoenix talks about how stupid it is to travel with roller skates in this world. Seriously, it's impossibly stupid. This is AFTER Carl ruined a car to kill a single non-threatening zombie. Roller skates still ranks higher as a bad decision. Anyway, it's all about Hilltop as Jesus and Greggory have multiple discussions on whether or not Maggie and Sasha should stay or not. Then they have a couple more discussions on the subject before Greggory is casually overthrown as leader. www.LIWstudios.com

Phoenix has sexually confusing thoughts about Negan in this episode. It gets weird and confusing. The plot of this episode of TWD is really simple but still awesome due to Negan and Rick's back and forth. Phoenix gets weirded out thinking about Negan being alone in Alexandria without Rick or anyone else around. Isn't it weird to think of Negan being alone? Just hanging out without anyone to intimidate. Maybe just wearing some loose fitting shorts. Maybe a glass of wine. Maybe he's putting on some music and you know what? This episode is about missing guns. That's about it. Olivia should be grateful that Rick cares so much about her dumbass. Phoenix then predicts how the rest of the season will run out despite his wishes for better editing/writing. www.LIWstudios.com

It's everyone's favorite rest stop, the CDC! In this pointless visit, our main characters shower, drink wine, watch videos of brains, chat with a depressing scientist and then escape from the evil clutches of said depressing scientist. All in the hopes of finding a farm to lie low for an entire season. Seriously, the whole Shane vs. Rick thing is the ONLY thing to look forward to for a long stretch of TWD. Help me. Help us all. But don't help Jacqui. She doesn't deserve it. www.LIWstudios.com

Morales wasn't killed in 104 because he's totally alive in this one. I apologize. I don't see race during zombie outbreaks. I'm not Merle. In this one, we see Shane want to kill Rick in probably the most intense scene of seasons 1-5 combined. Not until Negan shows up is there such intensity. Maybe the bathtub murders later on but that's a maybe. Anyway, Phoenix stays mostly on topic in this one. www.LIWstudios.com

Latinos aren't all bad guys, guys! That's good news. Because we all assumed they were, right? But nope. This episode says otherwise. Phoenix goes off topic for a while to rant about the differences/similarities between marijuana smokers and beer drinkers and their weird subcultures. He also talks about the grandma in this episode and her total lack of situational awareness. www.LIWstudios.com