Just Look At The Flowers: LIW The Walking Dead Review

In this episode, Phoenix is way behind on this show. At the point of recording, the entire second season of FTWD show has aired as well as the first episode of The Walking Dead's season 7. But anyway, fuck the pier scene in this episode. Fuck it hard. With super loud epic music. www.LIWstudios.com

In this episode, Phoenix discusses: how boring Travis is, how amazing Chris' transformation is, how not seeing a grave for someone isn't proof of their survival, how slowly stabbing 2 zombies in the head isn't proof of badassery, and how a fear of loud noises is a surefire way to get killed in this world. Plus he takes credit for Chris' turn to the dark side. AMC listens to this show right? www.LIWstudios.com

In this episode, Phoenix gets really angry about how easy it is to blend in with these boring zombies. Are the zombies in this show so tame because they're west coast relaxed? At any rate, it was a good episode with stupid decisions made by every single major character. Surrounded by zombies that want to eat your entire body and people that want to rape that body, rob and kill you? Better get shit-faced drunk in a place that you aren't familiar with without anyone guarding the perimeter. These characters deserve to die. www.LoiteringInWonderland.com

In this episode...you know what? This was a good episode that focused only on Nick but Phoenix hated discussing it because nothing much happened. So this episode falls apart toward the end due to disinterest. You've been warned. Oh, wait... If you're in the apocalypse and have to walk 100 miles to Tijuana...grab a fucking bicycle, they're goddamn everywhere.

The mid-season finale is here. Whatever the hell that is. Nick is a scary blood covered psychopath. Daniel is a voice-hearing psychopath. Celia is a zombie-alive-keeper psychopath. Travis is a psychopath deny-er. Chris is just a psychopath. Will he finally become a villain like Phoenix wants? Maybe. The answer is maybe. www.LIWstudios.com

This episode is a couple months delayed. Sorry. In this episode, Phoenix talks about the psychopath growing inside Chris, Nick having to kill a bunch of kids, Daniel losing his goddamn mind and the dangers of repeating plot points of The Walking Dead....I mean, we're finally off the boat but now we're on a farm where they keep zombies locked up in a shed. Sound familiar? At least nobody is pregnant. Unless you consider Chris being pregnant with insanity. Sooner or later the water will break and a newborn baby psychopath will be loose. Did that make sense? Oh well. www.LIWstudios.com

In this episode, Phoenix has to deal with yet another episode on a boat. But this time there's a twist! It's set on 3 different boats! Even when they are on land it's a boat on land. I shit you not. He also talks about how Alicia is finally becoming a decent character and how Chris needs to be put down (killed). Daniel is coming undone? Already? The only great character. Phoenix also asks his female listeners to send him an email at [email protected] and let him know what they think about the poor writing of female characters on this show. Seriously, he needs your opinions.

In this episode, Phoenix talks about how in all 4 episodes this season, a character or characters went to dry land while other stayed on the boat, had an experience that didn't matter on the land and then at the end of the episode came back to the boat. Well THIS episode threw a wrench in that because the experience on land wasn't an island and the side plot actually matters. Know what the worst gunman in the world is? An annoying 8 month pregnant woman. This episode wasn't bad, it was just kind of boring and that's the worst thing you can be.

Holy shit I've done 50 of these. In this episode I talked about the title not really applying here, how 2 episodes in a row consisted of half the crew going to an island for the episode and then coming back to the boat at the end without much being accomplished, my wishes for possible show structure, my wishes for Chris' character, how the holy fuck that zombie got halfway in the sand and eaten by crabs and then I talked about the badass scene with Nick in a bloody pilot outfit.

In this episode, Phoenix talks about how they kind of got off the boat for an episode. It still counts toward the 4 episode buffer zone he's giving this show to get off the goddamn boat. In this FTWD episode, our group joins Jonestown Steve Jobs and his family on an island which seems perfect but nobody seems to like except George. I don't know what they think is better thank this island. It's secluded, Surrounded by water which is the slowest way a zombie can travel, it can grow food, it has a great house on a hilltop, it's not on the east coast so that means it won't snow, it's literally perfect except George's plans. Kill George and take over. What is Victor up to? I hope the show gets to it before I stop caring. Enjoy!