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114 Muscular My Foot!

Jill is talking to her boyfriend, Mack.

J: You'd better watch your diet, Mack. You're getting really fat!
M: It's alright. I'm not fat. I'm muscular.
J: Muscular my foot! You're flabby. Do you want to be another Michael Hebrank?
M: Are you kidding? That guy weighed 1,000 pounds. He was a couch potato.
J: Well, you're not far from that.
M: Come on! I'm a big guy.
J: Well, either you lose weight or I'm out of here.
M: Gee, don't you know that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach?
J: Yes. But in your case, there's so much fat around your stomach, I'll never make it to your heart.

113 Heavy and Chubby

Watch out, all you chubby guys out there! If you continue to overeat, you might be just like Michael
Hebrank.
He's 43 years old. He can't walk. He can stand up for no more than 30 seconds at a time. He has to use
an oxygen mask to help him breathe. And he weighs 1,000 pounds(455 kilograms). He once became seriously ill
and couldn't get out of the house. In the end, he had to be forklifted out after the front wall of his house
was torn down. Poor Michael says, "Once I start eating, I can't stop. "So if you're on the heavy side, take
care lest you become another Michael.

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medium
small
light
dark
size
fitting room
casual
style
fashionable
sneakers
high heels

1. Do you have this skirt in US size 5?
2. This one is too tight for me.
3. That's a little old-fashioned.
4. It doesn't suit me. This one suits me well.
5. Do you have this shirt in different colors?
6. I'm looking for a matching shirt for this skirt.
7. What is it made of? It is made of linen.
8. Should it be hand-washed or machine-washed?
9. Do you have Dior perfume?
10. Do you have free samples?

A: Can I help you?
B: Yes. How much is that shirt?
A: It's $25.99 originally, but it's on sale this week, so the price
will only be $19.99.
B: Nice. Can I try it on?
A: Sure. What is your size?
B: I don't know.
A: Ok, try a size 12. Let me know if you need to exchange it for
another size.
B: Thank you.
B: Do you have it in a smaller size?
A: Yes, I do. Here you are.
B: Thank you. I will take this one.

112 You've Got to Be Kidding!

Walter answers the door at his home. (S = stranger; W = Walter)
S: Hi!I'm from Russia. My name is Vodka. I want to marry your wife.
W: With a name like that, I'm not sure she'll want to marry you.
S: So, what kind of man does she like?
W: You need to be strong, handsome and have a good sense of humor.
S: No problem. I guess I qualify then.
W: You've got to be kidding! One look at you and my wife is bound to burst out laughing.
S: Where is she anyway? Can I meet her?
W: I'm afraid she might kick the bucket before me if she meets you. Goodbye!
S: What a jerk!

A: Hi, I would like to exchange some foreign currency. What is
the exchange rate between Chinese Yuan and U.S. dollars?
B: Our buying rate today is six hundred and twenty Yuan per
hundred dollars.
A: Alright. So how much should I pay for eight hundred dollars?
B: It will be four thousand nine hundred and sixty Yuan. Plus a
service fee of three percent, the purchase will be five thousand
one hundred and eight point eight Yuan in total.
A: OK.

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Hey. See you later. Hey, dad.
Before you go, can I ask you something?
Oh, ask your mother. Why can&`&t I ask you?
Well, because whatever answer I give you,
She&`&s gonna tell me it&`&s the wrong one.
Wow, dad. When did you become so afraid of mom?
I... ask your mother.
Hey, mom, can I ask you a question?
Okay, why can&`&t people learn to use their car alarms?
Turn it off, jerk! Uh, mom, that jerk is you.
What? That&`&s your car alarm.
Oh, well, that&`&s entirely different.
Why is it going off? That&`&s why.
Uhoh.
Charlie&`&s going through her button pushing phase.
Isn&`&t it adorable? Yeah yeah, real cute baby.
Can we get back to me now? Okay, honey, what is it?
The kids at school are teasing me again.
About your hair? No, about my bike.
What&`&s wrong with my hair? Nothing.
It worked when you were five, it works now.
Okay, now what about your bike?
It&`&s lame. I need a new one.
Oh, a new bike, huh?
Ask your father. Really?
No, I'm just kidding.
You can't have a new bike.
Everyone knows your bike is a statement of who you are.
My bike says "this guy is a total geek."
Same thing your haircut says.
Hey, honey. What you working on?
Oh, nothing.
Do you mind?

show
yacht
exhibition
amusement park
museum
gallery
parking lot
touch
roller coaster
ferris wheel

1. What time does Disneyland open?
2. What time does the aquarium close today?
3. Are there any special exhibits right now?
4. Where can I buy some souvenirs?
5. Do you have any height/weight/age requirments?
6. How long do we have to wait for it?
7. Where is the nearest exit? I'm lost.
8. Excuse me. Where is the dolphin show?
9. Could you introduce some works by the British artists?

A: I haven't been to the amusement park since 10 years old.
B: Then take this chance to have a good relax.
A: What are you going to enjoy in the amusement park?
B: I wanna try something exciting. Which is more fun, the roller coaster or the
ferris wheel?
A: Neither.
B: Come on. This is enjoyable and exciting.
A: OK, let me think. The roller coaster looks more fun.
B: In fact, I like ferris wheel more. Don't mind it. We can go to the ferris wheel
later. Let's go.
A: Wait a minute, the phone is ringing.
B: Oh, gosh. Close your phone, and let's go.