Kakos Industries

Hi. I’m Conrad. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries listeners. If you haven’t gone much further than this podcast feed, than you probably haven’t heard too much from me as a person. I also realize that it can be kind of difficult to introduce myself effectively after more than five years, but we’ll try. I should say […]

Preorder a Kakos Industries hoodie today! store.kakosindustries.com Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It is that time of year again. We’re coming upon the most Evil celebration of Black Friday, and I am here to help you celebrate. I have heard your requests, and your darkest prayers have been answered: We’re doing preorders for more hoodies.They’re different […]

in which it’s MFing Halloween, you feel like falling in love, Corin follows a trail of clues, Angus follows his nose, and Violet Trudge single handedly keeps everything afloat, and JV “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and […]

kakosindustries.com/vote Hello Kakos industries shareholders. Kakos industries and the never rad Miscellany are both up for voting in the audioverse awards. Go to kakosindustries.com/vote to be redirected to the ballot. There’s only a couple of days left to vote. Voting for the first round ends October 31st.

https://www.neverrad.com CW: self-harm BOX AWAY YOUR FEELINGS (BRO)! MUSIC: SUPER RAD ROCK MUSIC BRO! TODD: Wassuh dudebros! You ever at the gym getting totally shredded with your closest bros and then your hot babe girlfriend texts you and tells you she’s breaking up with you, and you feel your whole life fall apart and you […]

in which Corin is given a crumpled piece of paper, Soundman Steven provides some sound advice, Junior discovers a softer side, we hear from Corin Deeth I, and The Magical Mister Lightbulb “wins” the RUin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcript: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, […]

in which Corin finds a key, Grace carries a bunch of babies, Junior learns something about himself, Dana Govern blows everyone’s minds, Hell is back to work, and Governmentality “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge […]

Hit us up on social media if you’re going to be there! Hello Kakos industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the Creator of Kakos industries. If you don’t believe the cover story then you’ve stopped buying organic produce again. Starting September 7th I’m going […]

in which Corin is given control, Meredith gets some shit done, Dunk and Jasmine get a little thirsty, and Nicc with two Cs “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]

NeverRad.com SCENE 1: 
WAKING UP SOUND:    A series of rising tones implies a computer starting up. MUSIC:    A soothing sound bed of muzak plays. Gentle pad synths, limited percussion, slow and whooshy. COMPUTER:     Good morning, Wyatt Carney. You have died. WYATT:     (waking up) Wuh– What’s going on? Who’s there? Where am I? COMPUTER: […]