Kakos Industries

in which we witness some smoke rising, the Festivals of Fertility and Somnambulation are recapped, preparations are made for Halloween and the Celebration of Books, we become a little more enlightened, things with Jasmine Aashna become even more complicated, and Callum McCourt “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad free. […]

Join us for a recap of this year’s Shareholders’ Brawl. Hello, and welcome to the Kakos Industries Shareholders’ Brawl special! And what a shareholders’ brawl it was. Those of you who were there know what I’m talking about. Go ahead. Nod your heads knowingly. You were there. You are special. Kakos Industries owns a number […]

Join with us as we honor our 2017 Shareholder of the Year. Shareholders, employees, members of the Evil community at large, and yes, friends, we have gathered here today in the beautiful garden rotunda here at Kakos Industries to honor one among us who has truly gone above and beyond the call of duty. I […]

in which you get nostalgic in the wrong way, you are recovering quite nicely, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility and the Festival of Somnambulation, which will not be combined, more research is done regarding The Simulgasm, you fantasize about playing fetch, Corin becomes a spaceship captain, and misery just might be the […]

in which you dress up like a big veiny guy, Corin gives broadcasting advice, everyone comes together, Corin receives some unsolicited photographs, and Nick Evans “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar […]

Join us at Washington Square Park August 7th at 7PM! Keep an eye on social media for updates and details. Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and, if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you are not […]

in which you may have vague memories of vague horrors at a vague conference, you hear some twinkling on the wind, The Festival of Innovation and the Festival of Quiet Evils are recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love and Evil Con, we polish the many, many trophies here at Kakos Industries, […]

in which you may have vague memories of vague horrors at a vague conference, you hear some twinkling on the wind, The Festival of Innovation and the Festival of Quiet Evils are recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love and Evil Con, we polish the many, many trophies here at Kakos Industries, a statue makes people feel things, Brosephus returns from radical sabbatical, and Chris Creaver "wins" The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

Our Kickstarter was a huge success! Transcription: Conrad: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. Conrad Miszuk again. Felix Moloch from the Division of Insurmountable Fear is still following me around, though I’m told I’m in the clear. Felix: Hello, shareholders! COnrad: And I have you to thank for being in the clear, Kakos Industries shareholders. While we […]

If you live near or in Nashville, TN, New Orleans, LA, or Austin, TX, we're going to be in your area this week and next. We want to have meet ups on June 23rd in Nashville, June 27th in New Orleans, and June 30th in Austin. Let us know if you want to meet up on twitter @KakosIndustries or by email ([email protected]).