Keep It Simple Boston

Ten questions long and strong like my schlong edition!  

1.  Did you catch the fight at the White House ? 

2. Do the positive reports on AJ brown maye connection mean anything ?  

3.. What color crayon is Ray going to use to fill out the paperwork? 

4.  Was Spain tying Cape Verde the biggest upset in World Cup history? 

5.  Is brown just gassing up Drake maye when he calls him a leader of men ? 

6.  When is ok to claim another country over the USA when you lived in us the whole time ? 

7.  Were the Knicks better or lucky ? 

8. Does Roman Anthony’s finger still hurt ? 

9.  Can youName one player on the Carolina hurricanes ? 

10. Will wemby come back better next year ? 

11.  Ray is a coach of kids. Do you think our coaches growing up were as retarded as him ? 

12.  Will the vrabel russuni thing pop up again or is it dead ? 

13.   Rasher rice released from jail after his 30 stint how long until his return ? 

14.  When was the last time you did paperwork?  

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Celtics offseason

Jaylen Brown – Giannis Trade speculation

The Boston Celtics officially made a trade offer for Giannis Antetokounmpo this past week, per @BillSimmons "I think Boston's going to get Giannis, and I think it

Gary Washburn – I don’t think he (Giannis) is going to be a Celtic. I think the Celtics are gauging what it would take to get Giannis to Boston and trying to figure our whether they want to move Jaylen Brown .. I do think Miami has the edge on this, but I do think Boston is kind of sniffing around.

I don’t think the chances are that Giannis is coming here and I don’t think the Celtics are shipping Jaylen Brown in this deal. I  think they’re trying to figure out how to get him with out giving up Jaylen Brown.

Reports – Clippers entering the chat with a 5th overall pick going to Bucks and getting Jaylen Brown as the 3rd team.

Why?

Brown wants out?

The Celtics are not looking to pay him long term? But they would give Giannis an extension?

Does Giannis make them better? Would it force Mazzula into changing the play style? Does what happened to the Spurs in the finals add even more evidence to the need for the play style to change in Boston?

Does the offseason involve a full shake up?  Mainly Derek white and Jaylen Brown out? Fill in the blank in?

Are you on board with that and the long term plan to continuesly rebuild around Tatum and his contract? Should there always be a 2nd superstar?

How much does the money and new ownership affect those decisions.

Will we know by the draft? June 23rd and 24th.

Do you give a shit about the NBA Draft? Should we?

ESPN

27. Boston Celtics

Meleek Thomas, PG/SG, Arkansas
Freshman

After opting to stay in the draft rather than return to Arkansas, Thomas has had a positive predraft process and conducted a wide range of workouts, giving himself a variety of landing spots in the back half of the first round. His size, scoring ability and improving defense have stood out in workout settings and helped him solidify his status in the first.

Boston is a team that annually casts one of the widest nets in predraft workouts and has plenty of depth on the roster, making this pick more of a luxury for them, whether that's picking a more experienced college player or developing a younger talent like Thomas without the pressure of needing to play right away.

Yahoo

27. Boston Celtics

Henri Veesaar, 6-11, North Carolina junior big

After the Nikola Vučević experiment fell short for the Celtics, Veesaar would present a new opportunity. He is an agile big with real shooting touch, connective playmaking, and baseline skills with the ability to set screens and catch lobs. He also offers rim protection and is a locked-in help defender. In all three of his collegiate seasons, he made a massive leap in production each year. But he's 227 pounds and his lanky frame can get pushed around, plus he still hasn't fully defined his cornerstone skill.

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Simplest Minds of the week

Good night

GO david GO

In the face!

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Big Mac’s Big Brain

-always pee sitting down or always go number 2 sitting the opposite way (reverse cowgirl)

-always have your wife with you on trips with the boys or have your trip with boys all over social media

-as a 40 year old male better accomplishment shooting a round in the 80’s for golf or running a 5k in 26 minutes?

-would you rather be a bully in high school or now at work

-spend a day with Kyrie irving or Donald trump 

-pretend to be straight, move to Connecticut and start a family or go back to the reservation and live that gay life (happy pride month)

-Would you rather have your friend bone your mother or bone your wife?

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10 Questions from a guy named Rob

1. The World Cup starts in 2 days you gonna watch ?  How’s merica gonna do

2.  Did the NBA rig game 3? 

3.  Should an all you can buffet be allowed to ban people ? 

4.  Should the bucs give baker mayfield the bag ? 

5. Were the Red Sox right to let bregman walk?  Currently batting 243 5 dingers 19 RBI and .669 OPS. 

6. When did KAT’s nuts drop ? 

7.  Can the bears call themselves the Chicago bears if they play in Indiana? 

8.  Is it a lock for the dolphins as the worst team I. Football for 2026? 

9. Brendan Sorsby bet 90k on his own football team in 2025 however will be allowed to play in 2026 thoughts ? 

10.  What’s your favorite letter in the alphabet? 

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Patriots Mini Camp storylines

Per Brian Hines of pats pulpit

https://www.patspulpit.com/new-england-patriots-offseason-coverage/129559/storylines-to-watch-mandatory-minicamp

Bonus story lines:

According to NFL Network's Mike Garafolo, the three-time All-Pro wide receiver, who was traded to the New England Patriots last week, signed a picture of himself on the wall at the facility. The Eagles keep up images of the Pro Bowl players, and Brown decided to leave one last parting message on his photograph.

"He signed it, and from what I was told, he then added, 'The best to ever play here, always open,'" Garafolo said on Tuesday morning.

It's a stinging message for an Eagles team that will now have to move forward without its No. 1 receiver. Per Garafolo, even with the message, there are no hard feelings.

Is AJ Brown the best Eagles WR all time?

Do you have a problem with this move?

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Checking in on the Red Sox

27-37 5th in AL East on pace for 73-89 tying the 1992 Red Sox. Widely considered one of is not the worst era in Modern Red Sox history.

Dead last in HR

2nd to last in total runs

Theo Epstein hates the nerds

As the Red Sox sit in fifth place with losses in six of their last nine games, questions remain about the direction of the franchise.

The Red Sox’ use of analytics is among the topics. According to The Boston Globe’s Tim Healey, the former Red Sox GM-turned adviser has concerns about the team’s approach.

“Theo Epstein has been disappointed by the Sox’ intense analytical direction under [Craig]Breslow, multiple league sources said,” Healey wrote. 

“I — we — try to use information to make decisions, try to make consistent decisions, disciplined decisions,” Breslow said. “If you are blindly following a model and knowing that the model is imperfect, you are going to make mistakes.

“The job that I have is to synthesize all of the information sources that we have. And we want to constantly improve all of that information, including a bunch of our models.”

Roman Anthony hates the Red Sox

The last time Boston Red Sox outfielder Roman Anthony played an MLB game was on May 4, 2026 against the Detroit Tigers. He had to leave that game after an awkward check swing and was subsequently placed on the 10-day injured list. He is currently shut down from swinging a bat due to a lingering finger/wrist injury

Red Sox President and CEO Sam Kennedy stated that Roman Anthony is dealing with a sprained ligament at the base of his right ring finger and that there was "no evidence of a tear" in initial imaging or a second opinion. However, Anthony later clarified the diagnosis directly to reporters as a "partially torn ring finger ligament"

Mid May set back

Late May set back

No time table to return

Roman Anthony and Marcelo Mayer love Boston 9’s.

Red Sox at home 10-21. Have won one series.

“I just feel like, on the road we’re a very close-knit team,” said Kiner-Falefa. “We come home and there’s just a lot of people. It’s different. It’s just a different vibe at home and we’ve got to figure out a way to make it small, the way it is on the road.” “I just feel like, on the road we’re a very close-knit team,” said Kiner-Falefa. “We come home and there’s just a lot of people. It’s different. It’s just a different vibe at home and we’ve got to figure out a way to make it small, the way it is on the road.”

Roman Anthony (.229) and Marcelo Mayer (.222) crushing seaport seafood nightly.

Richie’s to do list:

Trevor story – gone

Bryan Bello – DFA’s

Jaren Duran – Trade is coming

Potential Sell-Off Pieces

If Boston fails to climb out of their early-season hole, they could transition into sellers as the August deadline approaches: [1, 2]

Too little too late, toot toot.  The Red Sox have harbored an environment of losing for too long. Always looking toward the future as a way of explaining away and excusing losing in the present. Combine that with too reliant on youth, because the nerds don’t calculate character and chemistry you have the 2026 Boston Red Sox.  Unpolished potential with absolutely nobody in sight that knows what to do next.

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Simplest minds of the week

Happy pride

Nice shot

The difference between me and you

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This or That with Chief Bobby

This or that ( so Ray doesn’t get confused because he’s a fucking idiot) 

Put socks on first or pants ? 

Be cryogenically frozen or old school Egyptian mummified in a pyramid ?

Fill the garage with stuff or park cars in it ? 

Have 10000 people sign a petition saying they endorse you as their spiritual leader or convert heathens living in 3rd world countries to Jesus ? 

When you get take out eat it from the container or put in on your dishes ? 

Survive a year running from the law or survive a year in the zombie apocalypse? 

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10 Questions from a guy named Rob

1.  Thoughts on the Myles Garrett trade ? 

2.  More pressure on the knicks or spurs to win? 

3. Will OBJ make the opening day roster for the Giants? 

4.  Does Steph Curry signing with Chinese Li-Ning brand feel gross ?

5. Who ya got in the Stanley cup ? Knights or canes ? 

6. Is Yordon here yet ? 

7. Will Garrett break his sack record from last year ? 

8. Will Joe burrow make it through the whole season ?  

9. How pissed is Jared verse right now ? 

10.  Is Russell Wilson a hall of famer ? 

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