Keep It Simple Boston

Quick Hits Red Sox and Bruins

-this will be very quick bobby two quick points and we will move on

-Red Sox sweep the AL leading New York Yankees at Fenway over the weekend. 

a. Do you care

B. Does this mean anything

Bruins trade 2 1st round picks to the Utah Mammoth for JJ Peterka 

-thought this we good at first when bill texted us, looked at it, young player, borderline star player, bruins can’t draft so trading picks for established player something you like seeing

-felger had me hating this by the 2nd segment of the day of felger and mazz. Peterka got removed from the power player, lost ice time, Utah playoff run he got benched. TERRIBLE!

Simplest Minds of the Week 4th of July Theme

-slip and slide

-Bill’s son

-fireworks

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World Cup USA All The Way

Have you watched any games yet bobby?

Canada, Brazil, ________, and _________ all advanced. Canada and Brazil both doing it in the 2nd half of extra time scoring their respected winning goals. 

USA plays Wednesday night, 8pm, against Bosnia. USA lost their last table game against Turkey 3-2 in extra time. 

USA however had 9 new starters in the lineup, Bobby resting players, your thoughts on this move. 

Christian Pulisic did play, 32 minutes, had 3 shots, he is the best player America has and need him healthy to advance. 

Bosnian squad has an American born player on the team- Esmir Bajraktarević. Born in Appleton, Wisconsin. Fuck this kid right

Every game in this World Cup has been played fast in the first half get up early and hold lead. If they don’t will that strike fear in them?

Bosnia has a great defense and has a great counter attack- something usa has already seen with Australia

Prediction 

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In what is arguably the worst trade in Celtics history, Brad Stevens sends Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for a 36 year old Paul George, (2) 1st round draft picks and (2) 2nd round draft picks. Make this make sense.

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Top 5 Sports Conspiracies

Its the dog days of summer, so we want to talk about the best sports conspiracies, after a pool party at my house this weekend we got on the topic of sports conspiracies so lets iron out the list bobby, snake draft you go, ill go twice, you go twice till we iron this out. 

5.

4.

3.

2.

1.

(Jordan never retired he was suspended for gambling, Kobe Bryant helicopter crash was intentional, Patrick Ewing frozen envelope, Cal Ripken’s streak almost ended because of Kevin Costner)

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NBA Offseason and Jaylen Brown Update

Minnesota Timberwolves get: G LaMelo Ball, F Josh Green
Charlotte Hornets get: F Naz Reid, 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030), three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033)

Minnesota Timberwolves get: No. 33 pick (via Nets), Mouhamadou Gueye

Chicago Bulls get: Nic Claxton

Brooklyn Nets get: Julius Randle, No. 28 pick (via Timberwolves)

Charlotte Hornets get: G Grayson Allen, F Royce O'Neale, 2033 unprotected first-round pick
Phoenix Suns get: F Miles Bridges, 2027 second-round pick (least favorable of Boston and Orlando), 2029 first-round pick (least favorable of Charlotte, Utah, Cleveland and Minnesota)

From this you see two teams that have made big deals, the Hornets have cleared up a lot of cap space, which brings us to the never ending trade saga that is Jaylen Brown.

7 Teams emerge as possible suitors

Portland Trail Blazers -The most intriguing (and fair) trade: Brown and Sam Hauser for Donovan Clingan, Shaedon Sharpe, Jerami Grant, swap rights to the Bucks’ 2028 first, and the rights to the most favorable between Boston’s and Milwaukee’s firsts in 2029

Houston trade: Brown for Alperen Sengun, Tari Eason (sign-and-trade), the Rockets’ 2027 first-round pick swap (which will likely yield the Brooklyn Nets’ 2027 first-rounder), and a 2030 first-round pick

Atlanta trade: Brown for Alexander-Walker, Jonathan Kuminga, Zaccharie Risacher, and four first-round picks

Sacramento trade: Brown for Domantas Sabonis, DeMar DeRozan, and three first-round picks

Denver trade: Brown and Hauser for Murray and Cam Johnson

LA Clippers Brown for Kawhi Leonard, Isaiah Jackson, and Keaton Wagler

Cleveland Brown and Jordan Walsh for Mobley and Max Strus

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As im writing this bobby, the biggest thing to come online is that now, the Celtics may not trade Jaylen brown. They want 4 1st round picks and don’t want to start over. 

-you have b been on record of saying this guys a diva, you think he can not be a menace in the locker room after all this drama

Prediction game 1 of the 2026 NBA regular season will Jaylen brown be on the Boston Celtics?

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This or that with Chief Bobby

Build a fort or climb a tree ? 

Have aliens take over the earth or the robots here ? 

Daily meditation or daily journaling? 

Horseback riding or dog mushing ? 

Have a drone swarm army or an armed tard army ? 

Get sucked into a black hole or throw your dong in a black hole know what I mean ? 

Simplest Minds of the Week

Thank you Terrance

Dumb ass

Double over shoot

Bah

Big ole truck

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Dr. Big Mac’s Power Rankings World Cup edition

World Cup

-Cape Verde is the Cinderella story of this tournament so far. 2 games, 2 draws, 2 points. Doesn’t seem like much  but for a country that has 525,000 people. It’s one of the smallest nations ever to compete and that they have. 

-US has been great to watch. Clinch the group and can rest all their players against Turkey (who has changed how you say the name). Christian Pulisk is the guy to watch. Hopefully with the 2 weeks rest he will be ready for the knockout stage. 

-Lionel Messi becomes the all time goal scorer in World Cup history with 18. Argentina has 5 goals thus far and he has all of them. 

-the Messi - Ronaldo debate could be coming to an end as Ronaldo has been the one superstar that has been held goalless in the World Cup. 

-best knockout game left comes Friday with Norway and France playing for 1st in their group and you get to see 2 of the best players in the world with Mbappe and Halland. 

Top 5 power rankings 

5.USA - I’ll do it. I’ll be the homer. They have the easier draw in the knockout round now after finishing 1st in the group. They would play either Algeria or Bosnia both are not strong and the US should move on (in nfl terms it’s like last years patriots, easy schedule, easy postseason, eventually will get curb stomped). 

4.Spain - after tying with Cape Verde they scored 4 goals in their next game against Saudi Arabia. They are arguably one of the favorites to win the whole thing and can score at will but sometimes play down to their opponents. 

3.Argentina - eventually teams will figure out they must need to mark Messi and he won’t be going crazy scoring goals. Until then this team will continue winning and Messi will put on a performance. 

2.Germany - 1 thru 11 strong roster, no

House hold names since they all play for the German league. They can score at will, ask Curaçao who lost 7-1, they can score 7 or play tight and win 2-1. They are a complete package. 

1.France - best player in the world in Kylian Mbappe, probably will win the golden boot.  Will go to the finals and will win another World Cup then rich and the rest of the Messi boobs can lick my dick.  

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10 Questions from a guy named Rob

1.  Is Trae young worth a 212 million dollar deal ? 

2.  Will Cape Verde make it through to the the knockout stage ? 

3.  Ray were you able to finish all your paperwork? 

4.   Britney Griner became the WNBA all time block leader last night.  Who ya got her or mutumbo? 

5. Who is the most important patriot player after Drake maye ? 

6. Will JJ McCarthy succeed elsewhere like darnold or baker have ?  

7. Why is Ronaldo playing for Portugal ? 

8. Which lefty starts and sucks for the falcons tua or penix ? 

9. When will Anthony Edward’s realize he hates Minnesota and force his way out ? 

10.  Who’s going #1 in the NBA draft ? 

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Celtics

Brad Stevens loses Giannis sweep stakes

Miami Heat Receive:

Milwaukee Bucks Receive:

Draft Compensation

To secure Antetokounmpo, Miami parted with a heavy haul of future draft picks and swaps: [1]

Brown and 2 first round picks offered for Giannis. Lost to Heat “They were unwilling to put in young players like Hugo Gonzalez and Baylor Scheierman or adding additional first-round picks or pick swaps,” Charania said on Get Up on Monday. “The Bucks wanted some combination of maybe a young player or two. Maybe additional draft capital. The Celtics were not willing to do that.”

Biggest loser and winner in Giannis trade?

Is Brad Stevens plan to move Brown? Why?

Roster Management

Regular season with Jaylen Brown on the court +6.5.  off the court +10.5

Playoffs with Jaylen Brown on the court – 5. Off the court +23.9

MONEY

Brian Windhorse - 5 – 1 0 teams that could make a trade for Jaylen Brown  "They made a very strong offer, but they were not willing to put their entire team in. They were not willing to put other pieces in, because on the other side of this trade, they had to have a team. Now, what I expect to happen is a bidding war for Jaylen Brown. In the most recent days, teams have been preparing for this eventuality. That it wouldn't be the Boston Celtics who won the Giannis sweepstakes, and there would be a Jaylen Brown market. We're now going to watch that. I think it’ll take time to play out, but if there's a draft pick involved, that could happen today."

Can the Celtics create a bidding war and actually win a Jaylen Brown trade?

Should Brown go?

"The noise is getting louder that Trey Murphy is available and he will have a long list of suitors beyond Boston," wrote Robb. "It’s hard to imagine the Celtics winning that bidding without putting Brown or Derrick White on the table but the Celtics would certainly be looking for more in return. What the Pelicans have to offer alongside him is guys with big question marks (Zion Williamson, Dejounte Murray) or role guys with limited upside (Herbert Jones, Saddiq Bey, Yves Missi)."

5 rumors

https://www.masslive.com/celtics/2026/06/5-jaylen-brown-trade-scenarios-for-celtics-after-failed-giannis-antetokounmpo-gamble.html

Does Jaylen Brown have to go? "The Celtics and Jaylen Brown will have hard conversations moving forward about the fallout from a trade that didn't happen," ESPN's Shams Charania said on Get Up. "I've had a few people tell me last night, you've got to get a deal done if you're the Celtics."

”Somewhat grateful, because I get to see some negativity that I didn’t want. But that just gives more fuel to the fire,” Brown said on his Twitch stream on Sunday while training with Olympic sprinter Noah Lyles. “I see some comments, or takes, that I didn’t even care to see, but it just gives me more fuel to the fire. “To all the people who have doubted me, that want me to do this or want me gone, you’re turning me into a monster.”

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This or that 

American win World Cup or Olympic gold medal ?

Have to fill out paperwork every time you do something bad or have to fill out paperwork everytime you do something good to submit for a potential reward?  

Have a locust swarm or a tard swarm in your town ? 

Scrabble or scategories? 

Be the only plumber in some factory sitting at a desk completing paperwork or cancel everything because your too dumb to do the paperwork at your desk during the week.  

Music at the beach yes or no ?  

Require people fill out the necessary paperwork to have new people speak to you or have your wife fill out paperwork in order to submit any requests ? 

Salmon or steak 

Fill out the paperwork correctly or write in penis and and swear words to see if anyone reads it ? 

Simplest minds of the week

Vroom vroom fatso

Bully ball

My name is trouble

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