Keep It Simple Boston

Can never eat hot food or never have cold drinks 

Rice and beans or spaghetti and meatballs 

Have a numb foot all the time or a numb hand 

Always have the windows open in the house always have a leak in the house ? 

Tacos or burritos? 

Weight loss shot or Covid shot ? 

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1. Will Stefan diggs be back next season ?

2. Will Mac jones be a starter next season? 

3.  Did you hear about the 32 year old Dominican basketball player at usc? 

4.  Thoughts on Europe nfl games ? 

5.  Is it a given Gianna’s is leaving in the offseason ? 

6.  Will this be a reset year for the chiefs ? 

7. Will the success of last season have any real impact on free agents for the pats ? 

8. Tournament of champions season 7 started who ya got raymond ? 

9.  Is college basketball still a sport worth watching ? 

10. Thoughts on the state of the union address ? 

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•Bobby I don’t know if you know this but apparently the Patriots are in on 

-Max Crosby

-Aj Brown

-Tyreek Hill

Everyone is playing arm chair GM and everyone with talent will be a patriot, oh and Christian Gonzalez will get that big extension - 

•as someone with a brain and has watched this team for longer than some of these internet dopes, what is a realistic off-season for the patriots-

-will any of these current Patriots restructure their deals to stay with Patriots or get cut or play on the deal 

-Stephon Diggs $26 million cap hit

-Mike Owenu $25 million cap hit 

-Christian Barmore $17.1 million cap hit

-Hunter Henry $11.8 million cap hit

-Robert Spillane $12 million 

-Morgan Moses -$10.4

•well if the don’t and they get cut we have the draft to fill holes like Rich’s mom on a Friday night, the draft combine came and went and is there a more pointless thing than the draft combine?

I hate it, I don’t understand guys running in a straight line when they rarely do that to see how fast they are, or how much they can bench or how high they can jump. Dumb pointless watch game tape and 9 times out of 10 these kids don’t pan out. 

•Bobby you are our college football guy is there a name you would like to see playing for the Patriots next season?

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The Boston Celtics are putting up record performances, and have found their identity just in time for a playoff run. 

•Celtics 108-81 winners over the Bucks .

Game before that beat the 76ers on a night everyone thought Tatum was coming back 114-98.  Oh then they did this against the nets Friday night, 

the Boston Celtics set an NBA record for single-game effective field-goal percentage (80.8%) and true shooting percentage (82.6%) in a 148-111 win against the Brooklyn Nets. They shot 66.7% from the floor, marking one of the most efficient shooting performances in league history. 

Bobby I ask you is this the best week performance we have seen from our Boston Celtics?

•during this run, Payton Pritchard has been doing what he does best and that’s being a 6th man. Has this team found its identity?

•well Bobby if they have,let’s throw in one of the best players in the world since all we are going to hear every week is Tatum coming back. 

bill simmons reports Tatum will return this Friday at home against the Mavs. 

You getting tired of this yet?

Should Tatum just come out and say I’m coming back or I’m not coming back at this point like what’s the big deal?

Biggest problem with all this. When ye comes back and the Celtics start to struggle 

•As of right now it seems as the depth problem has gone away, putting Pritchard back on the bench and having vucevic or Quetta coming off the bench has been working out-

•again the Tatum will he won’t he comes to the depth too. Meaning someone will be put on the bench, Sheirman or Hauser. It’s a great rotation heading in to the last 22 games of the season. -

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SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK

Tweaker Geographic

Beat his ass

Snap crack pop

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Have to work all day in football pads or the football helmet ?

Be able to trade your employees or franchise tag them ? 

Start your day with difficult yoga poses or random drug doses? 

Lemon water or cucumber water ? 

Be able to find out if any conspiracy theory you want is true or not or start your own conspiracy theory ? 

Can never use a calendar or never makes notes for yourself ? 

Be a great Olympic figure skater or prolific women’s hair stylist? 

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USA Hockey wins gold mens and womens – FBI directors party with Hockey teams now

Way too much curling on TV – great scandals

Cheating Curlers

Both the men’s and women’s Canadian curling teams have been accused of double-touching the stone, a form of cheating in curling. In the men’s match on Feb. 13, Team Sweden’s Oskar Eriksson got into a verbal disagreement with Canadian third Marc Kennedy; Eriksson said they had video proof of Canada wrongly delivering the rock. Despite Eriksson’s accusations, the Canadian team was not penalized and won the match 8–6. The women’s match on Feb. 14 was a different story, with Rachel Homan being called for a rules violation for touching the stone in Canada’s 8–7 loss to Switzerland. 

Ran out of condoms

 It’s reported that the initial supply of condoms was less than 10,000, which pales in comparison to the 300,000 provided at the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics. Condoms were restocked, and the Milan Cortina organizing committee said they will be “continuously replenished until the end of the Games to ensure continued availability.” 

Penisgate

Male ski jumpers are being accused of receiving penis-enlarging injections of hyaluronic acid. The injections are reportedly given before competitors being fit for their suits, with the intent to increase the suit’s surface area. During competition, the larger suits would act similarly to a sail, as The Athletic pointed out, helping to boost the distance of skiers’ jumps. Plastic surgeon Alessandro Littara told USA Today that he treated a ski jumper last month, but he would not specify whether the athlete is an Olympian. No specific ski jumper has been directly accused, and all three Americans competing denied receiving injections.  

Way too many commercials

Never knew what was live or not. We are officially in a simulation

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During Sunday’s press conference, Kennedy caused a stir among Boston’s fanbase by saying, “If Alex Bregman wanted to be here, ultimately, he’d be here.”

“That’s totally fair. Sometimes I get myself in trouble by saying too much, then I get myself in trouble by not saying enough,” Kennedy acknowledged.

“I think with Alex Bregman, I’ll just leave it at huge gratitude for what he meant to this organization. He’s an awesome guy. We loved having him in that clubhouse…We really wish him well,” Kennedy added.

On a similar note, Kennedy also touched on Boston’s Rafael Devers trade again. He said there was “a breakdown in communication” and called the trade “probably one of the toughest decisions we’ve had to make as an organization…it was really hard and difficult.”

Projected opening day line up per Alex Cora:

DH – Roman Anthony

SS – Trevor Story

LF – Jaren Duran

1B – Wilson Contreras

RF – Wilyer Abreu

3B – Caleb Durbin

CF – Ceddane Rafaela

C – Carlos Narvaez

2B – Isiah Kiner Falefa

Whats missing?

Mayer and Campbell spots not guaranteed.

Roster

https://www.mlb.com/redsox/roster/depth-chart

Strength in outfield and starting pitching for a trade

Payroll:

7th $256,125,051.

Tax Bill: $3,637,515

One other team lower tax bill – Braves: $491,667

Dodgers Tax Bill: 126,757,154

Mets Tax: 112,600,870

Yankees tax: 69,526,120

Phillies Tax: 49,292,981

Blue Jays tax: 26,587,844

Crochet: $24.67 million

Story: $25 million

Suarez $26 million

Sonny Gray $35 million (Sox paying $15)

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is anybody else concerned about how Jaylen Brown reacts to Tatum coming back or Vice Versa?

Why is Mazzula getting so much credit? Jaylen Brown made him change his offense.

Circling back to Ownership’s objectives: money.

Need to be under tax 2 out of 4 years to avoid repeater tax.

Could they be looking to trade Brown or Tatum?

How do you feel about the line up?

37-19 2nd in the East

White, Brown, Vucevic

Pritchard, Hauser, Scheierman, Hugo Gonzalez, Jordan Walsh, Harper Jr

Queta, Garza, Amari Williams

John Tonje, Dalano Banton 10 day

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Peanut Butter

Claw Machine

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sand trap

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