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How do you kill a car? A rocket launcher? Maybe some thermite? Wrong. It's the future, and everything is done with computers now. If the police don't like the fact that you're going 100 in a 50, they just press a button and your days of freedom are over. Surely such a system could never be abused. The good news is that while you're in prison you can get a Peloton, which will simulate the outdoors for you and keep you in shape while you do it. If that sounds like a dystopian hell to you, then you clearly haven't gotten with the times lately.
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By Tom Barnard Podcast4.1
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How do you kill a car? A rocket launcher? Maybe some thermite? Wrong. It's the future, and everything is done with computers now. If the police don't like the fact that you're going 100 in a 50, they just press a button and your days of freedom are over. Surely such a system could never be abused. The good news is that while you're in prison you can get a Peloton, which will simulate the outdoors for you and keep you in shape while you do it. If that sounds like a dystopian hell to you, then you clearly haven't gotten with the times lately.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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