This week Alex gives a deposition on attending Kirk Cameron's Christian Storytime Hour at the Seattle Public Library, learning about diverse, pluralistic utopian anthropomorphic (capitalist?) animal societies with free housing, communal parenting, and varying types of intelligences

Also: more Target derangement including an epic dis track about washing the the aisles with the blood of christ

and Newsmax commenters share their extremely proportional responses to the "Transget" pride collection.

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