If you came to this show for intelligent thought-provoking content, please don't listen to this episode.

Jake tried to make one of those viral 'cooking food on the street' videos during this weekend's heat wave, but because he's Jake it wasn't a food any of us care about. He grilled a mustard sandwich on the street, and even went so far as to run it over with a car to give it the full 'panini' press treatment. The full video is on our IG @kleinallyshow

Klein's dad made an unbelievable purchase which led to a phone call with both his mom and his dad discussing the disturbing details.

We also learned about the most powerful three words you can say during Clickbait, heard your nominees for most annoying people during a heat wave during Don't Be A Dick, and we officially kicked of PARK WEEK!! Send pics of bad parking jobs to KROQ.COM/PARKWEEK for your chance to win tickets Pierce the Veil at Petco Park, Rise Against at Great Park Live, and Dia De Los Deftones at Petco Park!