On today's show, Ally asked her kid if she smells and gets an incredible reaction, Klein's details graphic catlady stories to try and change Ally's mind about adopting kittens, leading to a shocking call from a woman who's dad was eaten by his own cats. We try the hottest hot sauce in the world while answering your burning questions in an epic HOT ONES challenge, we unload the GOATline and get a new proposition from Cripple Cody, nominate our favorite people for a new Lifetime Achievement Award, talk to the barber shop owner who's playing Baby Shark to deter the homeless, Klein has a problem buying organic lettuce and we do a round of Clickbait where we create new morning affirmations.

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