In today's show Ally thinks about getting a kitten, Klein somehow win and loses an auction, we reveal the gaygle, Pantyhose Greg has his first standup set and we have the audio, we get some crazy momfessions and find out that old people's secrets is a scam

It's Cinco De Mayo!! (cue problematic sound effect) We celebrated the way we always do, by getting drunk on the air! Tequila connoisseur Mr. Suave Agave stopped by and gave Vanessa a blind taste test to see if she can tell the difference between the good stuff and the trash. We learned Vanessa's very strange 'happy face' rating system. We're also giving away SLEEP for Mother's Day! Listen all week to win a free tempur pedic & be entered to win a grand prize of a 5k mattress, a one night hotel stay + complimentary spa treatment! For today's first qualifier we heard from moms about the worst ways they were woken up. Klein has a disappointing experience at Benihana, Ally has a gross moment in the car on the way to Orange County, we do a Cinco de Mayo-themed round of Johnny Doesn't Know and get another official weigh in from Jake the Nerd

In ADD News, we discussed the start of Diddy's trial, Trump AI-ing himself as pope, the Kentucky Derby, the official death of Skype, solving the world's population problem and the release date for GTA6