We started with Ally making a fool of herself in front of Jack Antonoff yesterday during the new In N Out Burger Soundspace performance with Bleachers. Did she talk uncomfortably about luring children into a van with candy? Yes, yes she did.
Did Jake the Nerd stumble on a gold mine? He inherited a bunch of old ass radio equipment and Omar thinks he can get upwards of 6 figures if he sells it to the right person. If he DOES make a profit, should he even be allowed to control the money? He's the least financially responsible person on the show..
Ally has to start her IVF shots this morning to gear up for her big embryo transfer on Monday. Jake and Klein will be administering the shots in her ass for the rest of the week, and today it was Jake's turn to do the stabbing. There was blood, there was screaming, there was ass slapping...
We also had a very uncomfortable call with our boss after learning we are now the #1 morning show in all of LA. Surprising for sure, but we figured we'd capitalize on this fluke by giving Kevin Weatherly a small list of demands. He didn't take it well, but I think we're getting a new couch!