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   Number 1: The Dumb-Off Finale! (FULL SHOW 8/21)

   We spared no expense for the final round of the dumb off today. And by that we mean we spent no money at all, but we did have brand new songs, customized intros, and a brand new shiny sash for the winner! The finals came down to Vanessa, Johnny, and Ally. Vanessa was at a disadvantage because she has a back-to-school cold, but at the end of it all the results, as usual, were contested. Ally got a unique request for an upcoming wedding, which brought up the question: how big of a gift do you get for a wedding you spent tons of money to attend? We heard some highly disturbing stories during our interactive Box of Shame today. We heard from a woman who stole laughing gas from her dental office, a lady who ran over her mom's dog and never told her, and a guy who crapped his pants at LAX. But haven't we all?

   August 21, 2026·2h 11min
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   Number 2: The Return of Human Bingo! (FULL SHOW 8/27)

   We heard some great stories today thanks to the return of Human Bingo. We heard from people who hooked up with their relatives, people missing a body part, drug dealers, people who were in a police chase, even people who died and came back to life! Long story short, we made a lot of new friends today. Our new 'biggest' priority, Rob the Blob, called in again letting us know he sent proof that he is in fact 762lbs. We are extremely skeptical of the photo he sent, which seems entirely AI generated. We also had a 'surprise' guest stop by the studio, Megan Holiday! Though controversy ensued as soon as she walked through the door with no donuts, which she promised us. If you see Megan, call her a bitch!!

   August 27, 2026·2h 11min
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   Number 3: Klein Won The Dumb-Off Before It Even Began (FULL SHOW 8/17)

   It's finally here....the return of the Dumb-Off! We each compete in a tournament to determine who the dumbest person on the show is, and though there's a lot of debate on the fairness of the questions, the competition started with Johnny and Jake. They were each asked 7 questions, most of which had to do with eggs and chickens, and there was a clear (and predictable) winner. But it seems Klein has already won the title of dumbest person on the show because of how he dealt with a new medical issue with his ear. When his right ear got impacted with earwax, he decided to go to tiktok for answers. This left him with an ear full of olive oil and lavender this morning and drops of mystery fluid all over his shirt and headphones. We also announced our official ENDLESS SUMMER KEGGER! We'll be doing keg stands with Slightly Stoopid at the Back Bay Amphitheater at the Hyatt Regency Newport Beach on September 3rd. If you want in, listen all this week and next to win your tickets! Today we kicked things off by hearing your best summer injury stories, which resulted in invites for a woman who pulled her groin at a swinger party and a guy who tore his chest muscles during a drunken armwrestling competition.

   August 17, 2026·2h 11min
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   Number 4: SHOVERTIME 8-26!

   In today's bonus pod we go over eating and the best snacks

   August 26, 2026·26min
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   Number 5: Klein's Having Sex With Sidney Sweeney In Idaho? (FULL SHOW 8/28)

   Today was a weird one! Klein is outta town, but weirdly you still heard him at least half the time on today's show. We know times like this can be confusing and disorienting. Deal with it, sugar tits! Klein is likely in Idaho, Iowa or Indiana. We're not sure and neither is he, but one thing he knows: Sidney Sweeney is likely staying in the same complex. Will he make her horribly uncomfortable by staring at her with his murder eyes from across the pool? We'll find out when he gets back on Monday! We still covered a lot on today's show. A new Box Of Shame where Ally let the elevator doors close on a handicapped person, Klein embarrassing himself (again) when one of his D Pics showed up on his family digital calendar. We also learned Johnny has no idea what a Peninsula is but DOES know where Dagestan is, and we talked to a Wildlife expert about the many animals infiltrating our neighborhoods due to the never-ending heatwaves.

   August 28, 2026·1h 53min
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