This week's tales includes school rivalry, truancy travels, a date disaster and CV calamity. We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus we’ve gone all out and featured a Christmas Confession from the Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]