This week we talk about the various love languages, based on the book by Gary Chapman, and delve into which ones apply to each of us (yes Shelly, sex could be considered an act of service). But don't worry, we keep the discussion mostly above the belt and give the episode a PG-13 rating. But that pretty much applies to every episode, so there ya go.

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Today Diana joins us for a discussion about what obvious or implicit rules current members of the LDS church seem to be comfortable with bending. So grab your tankinis and get ready to show off those porn shoulders! We also stumble upon a surprise FUMPOTD (who knew)! And Diana has an announcement to make. So please join us!

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In this episode we read from a 1972 article in the LDS Ensign entitled, "A Letter to Girls About Lady Missionaries." We'd like to thank an LDL-er, Beck, for bringing this pile o' crap to our attention. And hidden inside this literary gem was a "She Said What" and a FUMPOTD, so it made for some excellent content, much eye rolling and loud laughter.

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In this episode, Kimberly joins us for part 2 of our follow up to our conversation about narcissism and codependency. We also read a letter from a listener who has benefitted from our Patreon support, so thank you, thank you to all of our LDL patrons! And also, special thanks to everyone who submitted questions that contributed to this amazing discussion.

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This week Kimberly joins us for part 1 of a 2-part follow up to our narcissism and codependency discussion. Shelly shares a personal story about her struggle with a narcissist. Also, we come up with a potentially lucrative food truck idea, and Uncle Pirate God pays us a visit. Be afraid.

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This week is all about the segments, such as "Mormon Mad-libs" and "Shiver Me Scriptures." We also read a letter and Shelly enlightens us once again from that riveting text: "Fascinating Womanhood." Please grab a cup of LDL After Dark (latterdaylesbian.org/coffee) and join us, won't you?

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In this week's episode we have a couple admissions to make. But sharing promotes healing, right? At least that's what we're telling ourselves. We also read a letter and dive deep into Shelly's Journal Journey. And since we forgot to mention it, we'd like to retroactively thank our coffee sponsor, Mahogany Queen Coffee Co. Please visit www.latterdaylesbian.org/coffee for a promotional link. Thank you!

Greetings from our Potomac cottage - future Airbnb site. For this episode we set up the portable mics in the closet. It's not our studio space, unfortunately, but it will have to do. Join us for an update on our progress, a report on small-town living, a Mother's Day recap and more. We promise it'll be way more fun than a water bottle, douche and enema combo (for real - you can't make this stuff up).

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Happy Mom's Day. This week we take a look at motherhood through the lens of past LDS presidents. What a treat that is. We also read a listener letter, and Pirate God reads from the Book of Mormon and also *gulp* Patron names. Patrons, we apologize in advance for that.

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Welcome to the masturbation episode! Today we discuss the disciplinary hearing of sex therapist, Natasha Helfer. We also read an excerpt from former quorum of the twelve member, Mark E. Petersen, and discover his oh so progressive views on ways to abstain from self love. Once again, an LDS leader has provided some fantastic material. It's comedy gold, people.

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