This is my favourite comedian Koyabu san again !
I need to make a Koyabu san series actually. BTW enjoy this audio.
知(し)らんおっさん unknown uncle →strange man
小藪(こやぶ)さんとこの子やろ Mr.Koyabu's son right (in Osaka dialect)
高3(こうさん)high school grade 3
高1(こういち)high school grade 1
三つが重(かさ)なったときに three of them overlapped each other
なくなる passed away, disappear
have to (need to) go to a funeral
先(さき)に行ってる someone is already there or on the way
車に乗(の)る drive (get in) a car
セーラー服(ふく)a sailor school uniform
学生服(がくせいふく)a school uniform
帰り車(かえりしゃ)on the way home train (he made it up this phrase)
家族(かぞく)でいってるけど I go there with my family but
天下茶屋(てんがちゃや)って駅(えき)a station called Tengatya-ya
みんなばっておりた everyone got off the train
パって sound of people moving
行(い)きよったな oh you went there
隣(となり)まだ空(あ)いてない next to someone was not empty yet
ずっと下向く(したむく)keep looking down
涙(なみだ)ボロボロ出る cry (shed tears)
私この顔(かお)いややあ I hate this (my) faceee (in Osaka dialect)
七番線(ななばんせん)のホーム at the track No.7
大絶叫(だいぜっきょう)cry, screaming
変(か)えられない You can't change it
それでないとんねん That's why I'm crying
慰(なぐさ)めの方法(ほうほう)間違(まちが)えた
The way I comfort someone was wrong
泣いてる人 person who are crying
慰めてる人 person who are comforting
笑ってる人 person who are laughing