It's a sloppy Monday with the whole crew back for today's episode of the Rizzuto Show! We discuss Lern's upcoming booze-free family vacation, some wild antics in the WNBA, and a shocking NASCAR accident that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Plus, we hear about a couple who had a chicken tender dip-themed wedding officiated by the Hellman's mayonnaise mascot and some surprising Ozempic side effects.

• ‘Chimp Crazy’ star sentenced to nearly 4 years in prison for lying that primate had died
• Watchdog group calls for investigation into Francis Howell’s $229K payout to superintendent who never worked
• Couple Marries in Chicken Tender Dip-Themed Wedding, Officiated by a Mayonnaise Mascot: 'Very On-Brand for Us' (Exclusive)
• Ozempic Can 'Potentially' Change Your Personality — and Sex Life
• Nearly 1 in 4 Americans Want A Break from Physical Intimacy
• The depressing thing 1 in 10 people would rather do than have sex — even if it makes them feel terrible

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