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Chapters: 0:00 – Cold Open 00:41 – Gay cruise diplomacy: Egypt rules & door decor crimes 02:58 – Religious fashion hour: hijabs, drag, and Vatican detours 05:10 – Dylan's disappearance & poop problems 07:22 – Seasonal sexualities: why fall turns everyone lesbian 09:40 – Witches, tarot, and one hauntingly accurate reading 12:03 – Posting scandals: straps, censorship & creative dildo edits 15:11 – Who listens? Discord lesbians & silent gay chaos 17:44 – Haircuts, identity shifts & the Barista Olympics 20:02 – DL culture, married women & lesbian side quests 22:51 – Sapphic terminology and the Lesbos geography lesson 25:33 – Tops, bottoms & sides across queer worlds 28:15 – High-school gay panic & early boyfriend revelations 30:44 – Sobriety, substances & "what drugs do to the menu" 33:22 – Lesbian platonic intimacy: stage kisses & business marriage 36:05 – Therapists who love you too much (and must be fired) 38:40 – Assigning everyone their Gay Man Archetype 41:12 – The final question: Dylan or Colton? The analysis begins 44:08 – Decisions made, dignity lost, results shocking

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