Lex only has to move a white dresser out of the way of a Volkswagen Golf for a few months.

Lex finds that people would rather play catch with themselves than use a hockey goal for soccer.

Lex has to make do when both the weird van AND the Admiral are in the shop.

When an imbecile doesn't see his message, Lex sells an exercise bike before anyone else is awake.

After finding Shania Twain lyrics very relatable, Hydrox cookies fandom gets Lex a free bed.

Lex was going to have to drive to make a pick up, but ended up taking the Admiral.

Before picking up on hints and social cues, Lex gets bonus lollipops AND ants.

Lex goes to a curb alert and should have just taken the skis.

Lex doesn't hear back from two potential reel mower buyers, but DOES hear back from a previously uncommunicative neighbor.