After Lex finds the ellusive Mac Mini with cord included, a buyer gives him their last $200 to buy the Macbook Pro it replaced.

Lex breaks even after he replaces the children's office chair he'd been using.

Lex's cynical assumptions are proven wrong, and he is very happy to admit it.

Lex wants to make Kizik shoes free, but people keep wasting his time instead of buying his Nintendo Gamecube.

Lex plays dumb in order to reject a convoluted plan that would technically adhere to Ebay's rules.

Lex makes $100 selling free things, but doesn't have to spend any of it at White Castle.

Lex learns someone is a doctor before selling them a gumball machine and hamster cage.

Lex has a computer he thinks will be ideal for old video games, but ends up selling it to a guy who knows lots of apparently famous musicians.

Lex buys a woman Moxie soda while getting Hydrox cookies - leading him to sell his Seattle Supersonics outfit - but ends up having to do all the photoshop himself.