Despite almost having a knife pulled on him, Lex gets the perfect microwave cart.

Lex learns that if you get the right sales representative, you can get higher internet speed AND talk about Jollibee.

Lex learns that social media doesn't make people as legit as they claim, especially if you joke about the Google voice scam.

Despite missing out on a sun bleached sandbox, Lex is NOT a confrontational jerk.

Lex makes toast while totally knowing who Captain Phasma is.

Lex can't make heads or tails of what normal collectors will buy on ebay.

Lex encounters a weight buyer who's nothing if not consistant.

Lex only contacts a school AFTER he sent money to the wrong Tara.

Lex doesn't succumb to Bob's psychological manipulation when selling a cruiser with tow bar.

In an effort to protect himself from flakes, Lex schedules meet ups with three different buyers.