Another day, another dollar, and another mental checkup. Wait, what? The driving duo start to question if maybe they are psychopaths after discovering a checklist of signs. After all, Jason is the only gay man who hasn’t seen Mary Poppins (and many other classics) and Rebecca has a scary addiction to true crime stories and shopping. Come to find out she has more luck solving crimes than canceling subscriptions. Lock your doors, hide your kids, and god dammit crotch beside a dumpster in your undies if you have to. Things are about to get weird in this episode. We swear to crazy we’re not God!

Faster than you can order a pizza from a bot, Rebecca and Jason are back from their break…meaning Jason is back from vacation. While he was away, Rebecca demonstrated her remarkable strength by doing some body work on her car (in heels) and also tried to work her mind around college graduates that struggle with common sense. But all is well because bots are taking over the world, or at least taking pizza orders and keeping cactus safe. Jason helps Rebecca wage war against technology, and her privacy, by showing her how to turn off read receipts. Next on the agenda, end public flossers. 

Rebecca and Jason say good-bye to what is known as a unicorn in the workforce…a 3 day weekend. Now the day after Presidents Day, they recap their polar opposite weekends while driving back to work.  Rebecca survived day drinking, a perverted back-abuse massage, and a hair dye from hell. Not cool! Meanwhile Jason’s weekend was spent meal prepping with ketchup. Rebecca quickly points out ketchup is not healthy but wonders if asparagus is, despite that horrid pee smell. You know what they’re talking about! Oh yeah, Rebecca tries Kombucha for the first time. Listen along on your drive, or during any other mundane thing you gotta do. You’re sure to laugh along with these crazy but fun loving peeps.

Valentines Day….the day you are forced to think about just how important your significant other is. What will it be? Roses? Chocolates? Nothing at all? Ballsy, mate. While lovers do some strategic planning, Jason and Rebecca wish it was a holiday off from work as they battle workday traffic. Rebecca encourages us never to have dreams, not to double dip, and for hells sake screw the doctors and have a glass of wine, or two, before bed. Earth to mars, can you hear me? Not with AT&T. 

With sarcastic enthusiasm, Rebecca welcomes Jason back from his week-long vacation. His stress level quickly returns as they hit the usual 95 traffic with 3 lanes blocked and Rebecca goes on her rant about the possible new celebrity trend…gender”less” kids.  The conversation switches from less to more as they talk about another forming trend…tidying up and a trend old as man…Goddamn road-rage.