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Title: Cliche - a Thriller of Epic Foreshadowing

Subtitle: An Archer Cross Thriller, Book 1

Author: Aaron Patterson, Nora Robb

Narrator: J. Scott Bennett

Format: Unabridged

Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins

Language: English

Release date: 03-16-16

Publisher: StoneHouse Ink

Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 17 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

New From International Best-selling Author Aaron Patterson....

Archer Cross is the best detective LAPD has ever had.

Or so he believes.

Fictitious Praise and Reviews for Cliché by Aaron Patterson & Nora Robb

"Cliché will be the next blockbuster movie of all time, and I will produce it, or my name isn't Mark Wahlberg!"

(Mark Wahlberg, world famous actor, and the producer of just about every show out there worth watching)

"Aaron Patterson? Never heard of her...."

(Chuck Norris)

"GGWWWRGHH...AARRGWWWGGHHAA."

(Chewbacca (Chewie))

Members Reviews:

Cliche

Any additional comments?

OMG L laugh soo hard Just about every Cliche you have heard in relation to police stories are found in this book. It was so far overboard it was hilarious !!!

The narration was well done, The characters were excellently portrayed.

I received a free copy in exchange for my honest review

A full day's worth of cliche

I had trouble getting through the filler in front. The fake reviews were fine, but I had to skip over them and don't think they should be in the beginning. The way the characters were introduced was a bit boring and confusing, but once the story got going, it got better. I did laugh a few times, I scoffed sometimes, and I gagged frequently. Some of the humor was just not well-placed in my opinion, but I know others who would disagree. I didn't like or care about any of the characters.

The writing was decent, and a lot of the humor was great. I'm pretty so-so on the book. It's definitely not bad, it's just not the funniest or most exciting audiobook I've ever listened to. I would be willing to read another book from this author and I recommend it to people who like straight-up comedy with a touch of gore. There are better heroes and villains out there, but they don't make cops nearly this entertaining.

The narrator did an awesome job. All the characters were distinguishable, the pacing was good, and the female voices were done well.

I received a free copy of this audiobook in exchange for an unbiased review.

The title sure fits this story

Any additional comments?

This was truly a different kind of book one that pulls you in as you wonder just how much of a totally idiot these people really are. I did enjoy this and found humor which made me chuckle from time to time. Archer is something else leaving you wonder just how this man has stayed alive this long. In his mind he is the best because he has watched all the cop shows and knows the ins and outs that most police over look. When his boss begs him to come back to work he knows he has her where he wants her. There is no way they can find the killer without him. She cannot stand him and wants him go, one mistake she finds him back on the beat with her looking for a means to get rid of him. This would make a wonderful comedy and I could see this as a movie with no problem.

Not only is Archer the best detective he seem to think he is the best in and out of bed being able to get all the hot chicks. Once you see just what this detective looks like you know there has to be something else going on. There is no way any women would chase a man like this. The serial killer is something else as she works on getting rid of those that get in her way. The ending you will not see coming and will blow your mind.

J.

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Titel: Für mich ist auch die 6. Stunde

Untertitel: Überleben unter Schülern

Autor:: Frau Freitag

Erzähler: Frau Freitag

Format: Abridged

Spieldauer: 3 hrs and 57 mins

Sprache: Deutsch

Veröffentlichungsdatum: 03-14-16

Herausgeber: HörbucHHamburg HHV GmbH

Kategorien: Fiction, Humor

Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers:

Mit Problemen im Schulalltag kennt Frau Freitag sich aus. Sie unterrichtet seit über fünfzehn Jahren an Brennpunktschulen. Ihre eigene Ausbildung wird sie nie vergessen: Diese Mischung aus Panik, mangelndem Selbstvertrauen und liebevoll-chaotischen Schülern, die das Unterrichten unmöglich macht.

Was nicht hilft: Die Theorien der Pädagogikpäpste, die seit Jahren keine Schule mehr von innen gesehen haben. Also hat Frau Freitag einen praxisnahen Ratgeber geschrieben, den sie selbst gerne gehabt hätte.

©2016 Ullstein Buchverlage, Berlin (P)2016 Hörbuch Hamburg HHV GmbH, Hamburg

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Title: Squirm with Me

Author: Andersen Prunty

Narrator: Andersen Prunty

Format: Unabridged

Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins

Language: English

Release date: 03-07-16

Publisher: Atlatl Press

Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 10 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Mason Becker is a self-published writer suffering from mild success. After the death of his girlfriend, he quits his job, moves into a tiny apartment in a small town in Ohio, and spends the next several months convincing himself to leave for anything other than food, beer, or cigarettes. He doesn't even really consider himself a writer. He's a guy who cashed in his 401(k) and is quietly biding his time until he has to find another job.

On the night he finally forces himself out to a local bar, he comes back to the apartment to find his twin brother, Doug. Doug is searching through Mason's laptop and introduces him to his "hate reader", an Internet troll with the slightly dyslexic name of Dargonslayer. Doug signs them up for a convention taking place in a few weeks, noting that Dargonslayer is going to be there and stoking Mason to seek vengeance, even if that vengeance comes only in the form of punching his hate reader in the dick. They just have to survive the oncoming blur of drinking, awkward sex, nature walks, and moderate vandalism.

Members Reviews:

Prunty's dry wit and delivery on display

If you haven't listened to Prunty on audio, you are missing out. Pruntys dry wit and delivery works extremely well with his written word. Dude has serious skills.

Mason, a writer with a fisting mind and author of the mildly successful Fuckless, is grieving the burning loss of his girlfriend Virginia. Or the loss of his burning girlfriend Virginia, rather. Upon the arrival of his twin brother, Fat Doug, he miraculously musters up the courage to leave his apartment and go have a little fun.

Eating Starflower, twintuition, Dargonslayer the internet troll, kerfuffles, dick punches and death threats.

Should have stayed in the apartment.

I'll Stop the World and Squirm With You

Would you listen to Squirm with Me again? Why?

I would, I've been a fan of Andersen Prunty's writing for a while now and this is the first full audiobook of his I've listened to. His voice and portrayal of the characters emphasizes the depressing tedium of their lives and adds to the overall mood of the story.

What did you like best about this story?

I liked the overall package as opposed to any particular part of it. Just the way it was set, was something like theater of the absurd. The characters and plot were fantastic.

What about Andersen Pruntys performance did you like?

I enjoyed the fact that he read the book out loud the same way that I would've read it in my head. He gave it the impact and impression that he wanted to give it and that felt very real.

If you could take any character from Squirm with Me out to dinner, who would it be and why?

I would take Starflower out to dinner, or the receptionist. They seemed the most like they'd be worth talking to.

Any additional comments?

Seeing that I've given this pretty good ratings you might assume I'm going to recommend it. And while I am going to, it's with a bit more of a caveat. Prunty's writing isn't for everyone, and his narration suits his writing to a T. Definitely a story to listen to the sample before diving into, but if you're someone who can enjoy his style this is definitely a good book for you.

I received a code for this book from the author because he was doing a giveaway through his Facebook.

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Title: The Greatest Host

Author: Ray Jay Perreault

Narrator: Christopher M. Allport

Format: Unabridged

Length: 14 mins

Language: English

Release date: 01-28-16

Publisher: Ray Jay Perreault

Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 15 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

A wandering alien life form seeks a compatible host to share its life. The life has lived for a long time and shared life with many life forms. Throughout the alien's life it is able to find suitable hosts for short periods of time and in other hosts life is hard and risky. Finally the alien life form travels to a planet and finds the perfect species to share its life with.

Members Reviews:

Delightful perspective..

What made the experience of listening to The Greatest Host the most enjoyable?

What made this short story wonderful was the whole time I was trying to guess what the host was.. adorable very adorable!!

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Greatest Host?

when the subservient host quickly wrapped up the waste... made me laugh out loud.

What about Christopher M. Allports performance did you like?

Big fan for Mr. Allport's narrating, he definitely brought the story alive.

Who was the most memorable character of The Greatest Host and why?

Jonathan of course!!

Any additional comments?

I actually went back and listened to the story 4 times and each time I chuckle a little more because I picked up something I didn't the last time. I hate to spoil the story for anyone since it's only 14 minutes long. Love it!!!

*I received a free copy of this audio book for an honest review.*

Short and sweet

Where does The Greatest Host rank among all the audiobooks youve listened to so far?

Not really sure this ranks anywhere since it's so short.

If youve listened to books by Ray Jay Perreault before, how does this one compare?

I haven't.

What about Christopher M. Allports performance did you like?

His voice was very pleasant and he kept it interesting. He's a very good narrator and I'm going to search him out in other audio books.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

The ending. (It was cute)

Any additional comments?

I really enjoyed this short little sci-fi even though it's not normally my genre.

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A Really Neat Short SciFi

THE GREATEST HOST was a pretty neat little science fiction story about a lifeform called the Mists. They seemed to me to be somewhat like photons. I liked this. I think it would be a good preface for a longer novella based on the character of Ilrod. Ray Jay Perreault did a nice job writing this.

CHRISTOPHER M. ALLPORT did a great job narrating the story. He had good voice inflections as well as a nice tone. He has a fantastic voice. I think he was the perfect reader for this story.

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What an interesting concept for a short story

allowing yourself to think objectively is such an amazing trait for a storyteller. the author really captures and out-of-the-box concept that could be developed into something even greater later on. definitely worth the time to read this

I Love to Go A-Wandering.....

Fourteen minutes of fun with a dash of mystery. I still grin at the first line of the synopsis "A wandering alien life form seeks a compatible host to share its life."

This is a very enjoyable short story by author Ray Jay Perreault.

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Titel: Peinlich für die Welt

Untertitel: Die witzigsten Geschichten von YouTube-Star Jonas Ems

Autor:: Jonas Ems

Erzähler: Carolin Sophie Göbel, Bastian Korff, Jonas Ems

Format: Unabridged

Spieldauer: 2 hrs and 44 mins

Sprache: Deutsch

Veröffentlichungsdatum: 01-28-16

Herausgeber: Audible Studios

Kategorien: Fiction, Humor

Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers:

Die witzigsten Geschichten von YouTube-Star Jonas Ems (uFoneTV).

Desaster beim ersten Date. Der FKK-Urlaub mit den Eltern. Blähungen im Unterricht. Plötzliche Übelkeit beim Schönheits-Wettbewerb. Panik auf dem Drei-Meter-Brett. Das Flaschendrehen auf Klassenfahrt. Peinliche Geschichten lauern immer und überall. Und sie sind noch krasser als du denkst. Seit zwei Jahren präsentiert YouTuber Jonas Ems auf seinem Kanal uFoneTV die peinlichsten Geschichten seiner Zuschauer.

In diesem Hörbuch hat er die besten daraus zusammengefasst und durch eine ganze Palette noch unveröffentlichter Episoden ergänzt. Außerdem verrät Jonas erstmals seine eigenen peinlichen Erlebnisse und die seiner YouTube-Freunde. Eine echte Weltpremiere! So lustige, skurrile und absurde Geschichten schreibt wirklich nur das Leben.

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©2015 Plötz & Betzholz GbR (P)2016 Audible GmbH

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Title: The Werewolf Kidnapper 3

Author: Sicily Duval

Narrator: Jeffrey A. Hering

Format: Unabridged

Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins

Language: English

Release date: 01-12-16

Publisher: Darkness and Light Publishing

Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 8 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Can you fall in love with someone who kidnaps you, throws you in a trunk, and holds you captive at a mountain lodge?

Introducing book three of this new romantic and sexy shifter comedy series!

Dalton Brown is an alpha werewolf with a disappearing pack. His lack of a mate and his sometimes un-alpha-like behavior has driven all but three of his packmates away.

Times are desperate, and he decides to follow a lead into the Shenandoah Valley. There might be an available she wolf working at a popular lodge there.

Dalton finds the she wolf but isn't able to talk to her before he makes the rash decision to take matters into his own hands. The result is a catastrophe that is as comical as it is tragic, and things only go downhill from there....

Members Reviews:

End to the shifter vamp banshee story

Average shifter story with a slight twist.. No diversity other different paranormal species ( two black car jacker were mentioned in 2nd book) One asian human is in the gang.. Worth a credit... Flip a coin. Scenes are not graphic. Everything is tied up

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Title: Salty

Author: Mark Haskell Smith

Narrator: Peter Berkrot

Format: Unabridged

Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins

Language: English

Release date: 12-03-15

Publisher: Recorded Books

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

From the author of Moist and Delicious comes a raucous comic novel where anything goes.

Turk Henry, an overweight, unemployed rock star married to a supermodel, has discovered that Thailand is probably the last place a recovering sex addict should go on vacation, yet here he is, surrounded by topless groupies and haunted by the stares of hundreds of luscious bar girls. Turk's struggles with monogamy, however, pale beside a greater challenge when his wife is abducted by a group of renegade, shipless Thai pirates. As Turk, whose life skills are limited to playing bass and partying, navigates the back alleys of Bangkok and the deadly jungles of Southeast Asia to save his wife, Salty heats up and sweats bullets.

Featuring skinflint American tourists, topless beaches, a hypochondriac US government agent, suitcases loaded with cash, an overeager full-service personal assistant, a horny Australian commando, inventive prostitutes, and an urbane pirate with a fetish for alabaster skin, this is a hilariously entertaining, thoroughly debauched caper novel - with a happy finish.

Critic Reviews:

"In Carl Hiaasen-like fashion, Smith exuberantly spins out a busy plot loaded with over-the-top characters while taking a few well-aimed potshots at cultural expectations.... Absurd, grotesque, and plain fun reading." (Booklist)

"Smith gets the details of mid-level rock stardom just right, mixing laughs and satire like a cross between Carl Hiaasen and Ross Thomas. A-." (Entertainment Weekly)

"Graham Greene meets the Marx Brothers and the result is Salty, Mark Haskell Smith's riveting new novel of unquiet Americans on the loose in Thailand. Profane, endearing, and just absurd enough to be totally convincing, Salty is both a comic thriller and a thoughtful meditation on love, lust, and the American way." (Tom Drury, author of The Driftless Area)

Members Reviews:

Hilarious, Ridiculous, and Sexy: In Short, a Fun Read

This catches me up with Smith's body of work, from his novels to his non-fiction. In short, I'm familiar with what Smith has done and how he operates.

When it comes to his novels, SALTY is one of the best.

I might be wrong, but it has always seemed to me that Smith's primary goal is to entertain--with some nice cultural critiquing as the subtext--and he does so with gusto here.

The characters are all sorts of fun and over-the-top in their own ways, yet still human in their wants and needs. They never become too caricaturized. They're still relatable and human--even if they're former metal superstars.

All the necessary pieces are in place here, as we have a fun and action-packed plot, characters with wonderful wit, sex, subtle critiques, and all of it wraps up in a satisfying way.

If you haven't read Smith before, this is a great place to start, and with the film coming out next year, 2017, you should get on board before everyone else does.

This was a fun book. I've never read one quite like it

This was a fun book. I've never read one quite like it. The writing style is fairly engaging, even though the plot and characters are ridiculous. Amusing enough for a quick read.

Another well spun tale by Mark Haskell Smith

Another fantastic read by Mark Haskell Smith. Similar in style to Moist and Delicious, but more refined. Where Delicious and Moist are character driven Salty is somewhat less so.

Pardon me if this doesn't make complete sense.

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Titre: 2015 prend la Porte - Le calendrier de l'avent : du 1er au 15 janvier 2015

Auteur: Didier Porte

Narrateur: Didier Porte

Format: Unabridged

Durée: 5 mins

Langue: Français

Date de publication: 12-01-15

Éditeur: Audible Studios

Evaluation: 5 sur 5 sur 1 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Résumé de l'éditeur:

2015 prend la Porte - Le calendrier de l'avent : 1er décembre 2015.

Le journaliste et humoriste Didier Porte revient sur les événements de la première quinzaine de janvier 2015 de son ton impertinent et inimitable.

L'actualité des premières semaines de 2015 fut bien sûr dominée par l'attentat contre Charlie Hebdo et les nombreuses réactions en France et à l'étranger. Didier Porte chronique les événements avec sa verve légendaire. Retrouvez-le chaque jour jusqu'au 24 décembre pour une dose quotidienne d'humour décapant dans ce calendrier de l'avent pas comme les autres, gratuit et en exclusivité sur Audible. Bonne écoute !

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©2015 Didier Porte. Photographe : thomaslaisne (P)2015 Audible FR

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Title: Diary of a Dead Guy

Subtitle: A Country Ghost Story

Author: Ty Hager

Narrator: Ty Hager

Format: Unabridged

Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins

Language: English

Release date: 11-06-15

Publisher: Ty Hager

Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 6 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Harvey Boyd is a small-town radio newsman who thinks the biggest story of his career is the murder trial of Angel Whaley, accused of offing her husband - rising country star Jared Whaley - in his dressing room before a show at a local nightclub.

He has no idea.

Following a field trip to the station by a group of sixth-graders, Harvey finds a suspicious document uploaded to his laptop. It had to have been put there by that quiet kid who'd slipped away from the tour and been caught at the computer, yet there's no way this 12-year-old redneck could have written it. It tells the story of a middle-aged country singer, an emerging voice tragically silenced. It's written with intelligence and humor. It's written in the first-person. It's written in the past tense.

Harvey's about to become a part of the biggest story of his career.

Diary of a Dead Guy is part ghost story, part mystery, part outrageous courtroom comedy. Alternating between the first-person memoirs of the suddenly-deceased Jared and the narrative tale of a small town turned upside down, it describes what can happen when the unfathomable thrusts itself upon the innocent, leaving no other option than to believe.

Members Reviews:

So disappointed

I'm truly surprised by all the positive reviews. This book was nothing close to what I expected having read the reviews and the summary. I didn't enjoy it at all. Im not denying the man can write,but the story was drawn out,repetitive and in parts plain boring. I kept pushing through waiting for it to redeem itself. By the time the ending came I wasn't even invested in the outcome anymore. I'm by no means a prude but I feel that books with so much swearing should have some kind of notification feature,like movies do....just in case that's not your thing.

Stop

Didn't know what I was expecting but this book was not for me. I can get dry humor but not this. I couldn't make it through the 4th chapter

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Title: The Twilight Bone

Subtitle: The Show Dog Diaries Volume 1

Author: Devin O'Branagan

Narrator: April Barrow

Format: Unabridged

Length: 2 hrs

Language: English

Release date: 10-02-15

Publisher: Cornucopia Creations, Ltd.

Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 5 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Talisman the Australian Shepherd is a feisty, young show dog with psychic gifts. Tali's extended family includes her neurotic sisters, the hilarious spirit of Mae West, a hyper, freestyle-dancing Border Collie, and her heart person Valentino DeMitri - who has just found his own heart person. In this humorous novella, Tali must deal with star-crossed love and a terrifying ghost haunting the prestigious dog show she is attending. Can her innate ghostbusting abilities save the day? Funny and exciting, touching and inspiring, The Twilight Bone is a chewy treat for humans of all ages! The Twilight Bone is a prequel to Show Dog Sings the Blues.

Members Reviews:

Another fun ride with Talisman

Devin O'Branagan has done it again! Tali the Australian Shepherd is back, in another adventure that takes place before the Red Hot novels. This time, there's a dog show and a ghost!

Just plain fun. The writing is, as always, spot on. And the humor is delicious. This is a novella, and is a rather quick read (I am a very fast reader.... bought it at breakfast and finished reading during lunch hour), but it is very satisfying. Also makes me want to learn more about the talented Talisman and her friends and family.

Devin at her best.

Devin O'Branagan has another hit as she (re)introduces us to young Tali, the Australian Shepherd, in this prequel to the Red Hot novels. Tali is smart, entertaining, and funny. If you've already read Devin's books, you will love reading how Val, Peter and Tali became a family. This is one of Devin's most well written stories. Just read and enjoy.

Well written whimsy

This is a fun, fast read. I bought the book on the recommendation of a friend and I have no regrets. Being a fussy reader, I require character development, plot and writing ability. This little book has all that. I love Aussies and dog shows and got more than my expected fix...the author definitely knows both. Even though I prefer serious stories with more depth and ghosts/mediums aren't really my thing (thus four stars instead of five), I found myself reading this book almost cover to cover. This is my first Devin O'Branagan book and I look forward to my second and the sequel, Show Dog Sings the Blues. If you like a fun read then you'll love this book.

It is a quick easy read and so much fun

Do not miss this one folks. It is a quick easy read and so much fun. I love the style and the humor this writer brings to her books. If you have read Red Hot Property you will again meet Peter and Val and of course the star Tali, an Australian Shepard, that is also psychic. You will also meet the cat, Princess, that Tali thinks is buzzing (purring). It is such a cute and funny book. It struck me that I was thinking the writer must have had fun writing it as it comes through in the book. I was going through a rough time when I picked up this book and it picked me up feet first and pulled me out of a slump. Thanks to the writer, Devin, for that. I am off to order Threshold as I seem to have missed that.

A great story about love and relationships

As usual, Devin OâBranagan did it again with a warm story about Tali, the Australian Shepherd. I have read about Tali in her later life and adventures but having a look at her as a teenager puts a lot into perspective. Once I started it, I could not put it down until it was finished.