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Title: Jolly Roger

Author: Gary Alan Ruse

Narrator: Nicholas Patrella

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 7 mins

Language: English

Release date: 09-09-15

Publisher: Gary Alan Ruse Creative Media

Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 12 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Two time-traveling special agents and a feisty young lady pirate captain join forces to prevent the course of history from being changed. Zane Kirby and Gus McAbee travel back from the future to the Bahamas of 1717, where pirates rule the waves and Spanish gold is the prize that attracts them. The two agents of the Federal Bureau of Temporal Regulation must find a renegade from their own day - Roger Turnbuckle - before the modern weapons he has smuggled back through time to the pirates of the past can upset the balance of power in the Caribbean and change history. This science-fiction adventure comedy adds a new twist to pirate lore, by the author of The Cross of St. Anne, Murder in Deer Park, and Mysteries at Midnight.

Members Reviews:

ok

I didn't really like this book.

"I was provided this audiobook at no charge by the author, publisher and/or narrator in exchange for an unbiased review via AudiobookBlast dot com".

Not worth the time.

This book wasnt for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

People stuck at some place with nothing better to do.

What was most disappointing about Gary Alan Ruses story?

The story lacks any substance whatsoever. It looks like bunch of stuff is just thrown together to create "humor". The characters are shallow and lack depth. The dialogues are bad. The "humor" is bland. I would recommend skipping this book.

What didnt you like about Nicholas Patrellas performance?

In order to sound different and "pirate-y", the narrator created voices that end up being annoying. The high pitched and grainy voices were getting onto my nerves.

Any additional comments?

I received this audiobook for free from the author / narrator / publisher in exchange for an unbiased review.

short, fun and silly

I was given this free review copy audio book at my request and have voluntarily left this review.

Found this to be a fun, silly and entertaining story. Loved the time travel and pirates. It's really short, but I'm not sure it could have been much longer without a lot more character development and plot.

Time travel, pirates, mind transference and more

Time cops have to prevent the alteration of the time line as a time criminal pedals m-16's to 16th century pirates. What could possibly go wrong? Did I mention one of the agents is a parrot? I would like to see more about this group and their time traveling adventures. Well written and witty. The narrator delivers on the zany characters and their attitudes. Highly recommend. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.

Bland pirate tale

Any additional comments?

I tried to enjoy this time travel meets pirating tale but I just couldn't. The characters had no depth and the story was lackluster. The setting feels like the 5th part of a long mediocre series where the author has gotten lazy and we're already supposed to know the premise and already care about the main character.

The only thing that made it bearable was the narration. The narrator was energetic and the voices were fun. Shame that the story itself was something to be endured.

This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.

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Title: The Hidden Witch

Subtitle: All About The Sauce Series, Volume 1

Author: Eri Nelson

Narrator: Angel Clark

Format: Unabridged

Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins

Language: English

Release date: 07-07-15

Publisher: EAN LLC

Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 2 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

From the unorthodox author Eri Nelson arrives a humorous twist to a witchy succubus whose hunger sparks more than desires, but troubles from the council. The first in the All About The Sauce Series comes The Hidden Witch. Unlike any other murder mystery, our far-from-heroine type realizes she is wanted for a murder that she mostly likely could have committed. Although she doubts her hunger could have drove her to it. Well at least not again. Join Eri and her unusual telling of a tale in this fictional paranormal of a murder mystery that will hopefully have you giggling all the way through it.

Members Reviews:

Not for me

I really struggled with this book. I found many mistakes and typos so it made it hard to focus on it. I felt like the story jumped around alot and I ended it after the 1/2 way point

... unique writing style had me riding the waves of delight with her kooky and colorful characters

Eri's unique writing style had me riding the waves of delight with her kooky and colorful characters. I loved this hungry little witch and her quirky mother whose butterfly hair and flamboyant attire added so much flavor to the story. Eri's clever sentence structuring created a clean visual for my mind's eye, and I was in awe of it. The story itself---awesome!! Saucy on the run---was she guilty? If not, who would set her up? I had to unravel the mystery!! I highly recommend this "saucy" tale to all who enjoy reading out of the box!!

brill read

I love the un-orthodox style of this authors writing, it was such a refreshing read. The main character is a sassy witch with an attitude and a rather flamboyant mother. Was she guilty or not you may ask, well that's for you to find out when you read this book- all will be revealed. it was a great read, which I would defiantly recommend, I loved the hidden witch, and look forward to reading more from this incredible author

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Titel: 75F

Untertitel: Ein Hörbuch über wahre Größe

Autor:: Annika Line Trost

Erzähler: Annika Line Trost, Françoise Cactus, Jasmin Tabatabai, Oliver Rohrbeck, Brezel Göring

Format: Abridged

Spieldauer: 3 hrs and 48 mins

Sprache: Deutsch

Veröffentlichungsdatum: 05-21-15

Herausgeber: Argon Verlag

Bewertung: 4 von 5 von 1 Stimmen

Kategorien: Fiction, Humor

Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers:

Natürlich hat jede Frau Brüste. Irgendwann sind sie mal gewachsen. Doch was, wenn sie damit gar nicht mehr aufhören?

Der Busen von Annika Line Trost füllte Körbchengröße 75F (natürlich, ganz ohne Silikon). Nichts also, was man auf die leichte Schulter nehmen könnte: Wenn in der U-Bahn mal wieder alle glotzen, Blusen plötzlich platzen oder die Brüste beim ersten Date ungefragt Lambada tanzen... Situationen, die jede Frau kennt, werden bei 75F leicht zum Supergau.

Humorvoll und gnadenlos ehrlich erzählt Annika Line Trost über das Erwachsenwerden, Frausein und wahre Größe.

In Gastrollen zu hören sind: Françoise Cactus, Jasmin Tabatabai, Elias Emken, Brezel Göring, Jacques Palminger und Oliver Rohrbeck.

©2015 S. Fischer Verlag GmbH, Frankfurt am Main (P)2015 Argon Verlag GmbH

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Title: End Times: A Comedy

Author: Bill Schmalfeldt, Bob Schmalfeldt

Narrator: David Beroff, Sherry Grenader, Bob Hughes, Kim Holmes, Alex Levy, Marie O'Dell, Sam Smith

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 58 mins

Language: English

Release date: 04-17-15

Publisher: End Times Comedy Productions

Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 8 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Imagine the biblical book of Revelations, rewritten by Woody Allen or Mel Brooks. End Times: A Comedy in Two Acts, has more laughs in each scene than the entire Left Behind series. Co-playwrights and twin brothers Bill and Bob Schmalfeldt worked on this project. Unfortunately, Bob died of a stroke in 2004. Bill doesn't think it was related to the writing of this play.

Members Reviews:

Reminds me of good omens

Great story very amusing. Gave me many laughs especially the airplane boarding announcement. This book was provide for free by the author narrator or publisher via audiobookblast in exchange for an unbiased review.

This Was Some Funny Satirical Comedy

END TIMES: A COMEDY was pretty funny and I could easily listen to more. When I first began listening I wasn't sure what to expect or think but the more I listened the more hilarious it became. Act 7 while boarding the plane to Rome was one of my favorites. It was truly a hoot. I hope there'll be more.

Big kudos to all the narrators who participated in this audiobook. They were ALL fantastic and they worked together very well. Everything was cohesive and they made this an even more enjoyable listen. The sound effects were also well done.

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Very enjoyable comedy!

Would you consider the audio edition of End Times: A Comedy to be better than the print version?

Of course! You get all the different narrators and voices!

Who was your favorite character and why?

They were all good but I really liked the french speaking Pope and the US president.

Which character as performed by the narrators was your favorite?

Same as above.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

No. This wasn't that type of book.

Any additional comments?

I really enjoyed listening to this! It takes a lot for me to laugh at something, but I found myself laughing out loud throughout the whole book. I wasn't even aware that they had audiobooks that were written in this format. It reminded me of something that they would listen to on the radio in the old days. I will be listening to this again!

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End Times

This book had a handful of humor and a dash of substance. I just couldn't get past the performance. The different voices were a fun idea where it's a play, but the recording was terrible. I was so put off by it I found myself fast forwarding just to get through it all. Not impressed!

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End Times, Laugh-In style

It was the Best of Times, The Worse of Times, then the End of Times.

Twins Bill and Bob Schmalfeldt have gone where almost no one has gone before in a search of the next comedic treasure, finding their inspiration in the Bible's book of Revelations and the series Left Behind.

I especially enjoyed the giggles I got out of the Devil calling his son at work.

The narration was perfect! It was like listening to an old time radio broadcast with a full cast of characters.

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Title: The Right Attitude to Rain

Author: Alexander McCall Smith

Narrator: Davina Porter

Format: Unabridged

Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins

Language: English

Release date: 04-16-15

Publisher: Whole Story AudioBooks

Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Mysteries of love, romance, and truth telling lie at the heart of Isabel Dalhousie's concerns in Alexander McCall Smith's new Sunday Philosopher's Club novel.

Isabel's niece, Cat, is still worshipped by the young musician, Jamie, but Cat has a new and unsuitable love interest. Meanwhile Isabel's Texan cousins have arrived in Edinburgh and are provoking a quite separate set of dilemmas.

In between these events and complications, Edinburgh life continues, calmly sailed through by Isabel, her housekeeper, Grace, and, of course that cautious resident of Isabel's garden, brother Fox. His alone is the uncomplicated existence....

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Title: The Sparrow Conundrum

Author: Bill Kirton

Narrator: Stan Chandler

Format: Unabridged

Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins

Language: English

Release date: 02-27-15

Publisher: Thorstruck Press

Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 3 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Chris Machin may think he's just a teacher, but the bottom feeders in Aberdeen squabbling over North Sea oil and gas contracts prefer to use his code-name - Sparrow. When his garden explodes he takes flight, unleashing various forms of Scottish mayhem.

More complications are added by his ex girlfriend and a sociopathic policeman whose hobbies are violence, making arrests and, best of all, combining the two. Several murders later, two wrestlers, a road trip to Inverness, a fishing trawler, a Russian factory ship, and some fragments of a postman complete the enigma of...

... The Sparrow Conundrum.

Winner of the Readers' Choice Award for Humor and Satire at Big Al's Books and Pals 2012. Also winner of the Humor category in the 2011 Forward National Literature Awards.

Members Reviews:

A Brilliant Crime Spoof

Opening this crime spoof at the first page, I had no real idea what to expect. Having read several of Bill Kirtonâs witty, inventive blog posts, however, I had an idea that Iâd enjoy it, and I was happy to be proved right. This is a gripping and frequently hilarious read, which switches effortlessly between multiple points of view and is told in crisp, intelligent writing. Writing comedy is hard â for some of us itâs impossible â so I always admire writers who can make me laugh, and Bill Kirton is one of them. The Sparrow Conundrum is also a daring book, in some ways â Kirton defies the received wisdom put forward in a hundred creative writing courses, for example, by opening the book with an incident involving two characters who donât play any further part in the action. And you know what? It works.

The story follows a hapless French teacher, Christopher Machin, who finds to his astonishment that heâs managed to become entangled in the criminal underworld and industrial espionage surrounding the Aberdeen oil industry. When youâre as timid, mild-mannered and basically ineffectual as Machin, this is a terrifying prospect â as he finds one day when his garden is blown up in a failed assassination attempt.

Soon Machin finds himself being caught in the crossfire between two rival criminal gangs, one of them called âthe Cageâ, whose agents are named after birds. âEagleâ â naturally â is in charge, giving orders to his underlings âHawkâ and âKestrelâ, who in turn pass instructions on to their own minions. Machin, appropriately, is named âSparrowâ, and belongs somewhere at the bottom of the pecking order. The Cage may be a ruthless criminal organisation, but itâs actually much like any bureaucratic organisation in many ways. It employs its own, often incomprehensible, jargon. Its employees engage in rivalry, all chasing after the top spot, which means that the man who actually occupies the bossâs chair has to be continually alert. Long periods of inactivity contrast with short bursts of frenetic action. The occupants of this singular world add their own, particular colour to the story. The boss, Eagle, has a passion for country music and sexual submission (which has hilarious consequences when he falls for one of my favourite characters, Bad Boy Jackson, a wrestler with a passion for knitting).

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Title: Great New World

Author: Axol O'Lerpler

Narrator: Axol O'Lerpler

Format: Unabridged

Length: 4 hrs and 40 mins

Language: English

Release date: 01-22-15

Publisher: ACX

Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 2 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

When he was in his first year of secondary school, something extraordinary happened. He stumbled, completely by accident, into a Great New World, a world of fantastic sex, opportunity, and Fetus Factories. That's what this book's about. And it's written by the man himself, Axol O'Lerpler.

Members Reviews:

Great story

Interesting story with some really funny commentary on today's culture. Some great one liners that make you think.

Very grabbing/interesting story

Very funny, great narration, great explanation, and the story never felt like a waste of time

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Titel: Beim Dehnen singe ich Balladen

Untertitel: Geschichten und Glossen

Autor:: Jürgen von der Lippe

Erzähler: Jürgen von der Lippe, Carolin Kebekus, Jochen Malmsheimer

Format: Unabridged

Spieldauer: 2 hrs and 24 mins

Sprache: Deutsch

Veröffentlichungsdatum: 01-19-15

Herausgeber: Random House Audio, Deutschland

Bewertung: 4 von 5 von 4 Stimmen

Kategorien: Fiction, Humor

Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers:

"Macht die Hose mich dick?" "Schatz, ehrlich gesagt: Die Hose hat damit nichts zu tun!"

Sie sind böse, sie sind abgründig, sie sind dreist und blitzgescheit, vor allem aber überraschend und schmerzhaft komisch: die neuesten Kurzgeschichten und Glossen von Altmeister Jürgen von der Lippe, der sich einmal mehr selbst übertroffen hat...

©2015 Knaus (P)2015 Random House Audio

Kritik Bewertungen:

Hörbuch der Woche: Jürgen von der Lippe will immer mehr als einfach nur einen Gag abfeuern. Bei den gut 30 Tracks gelingt ihm das vorzüglich.

-- denglers-buchkritik.de

Ein herrlicher Vorlese-Spaß.

-- rtv Programmzeitschrift

Mitglieder Bewertungen:

das beste was ich bis jezt gelesen habe ich habe ...

das beste was ich bis jezt gelesen habe ich habe schon mehre buecher bestelt sein sinn of humor ist super

Two Stars

Lustig Gute Ideen zum Lachen!

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Title: Seashells, Gator Bones, and the Church of Everlasting Liability

Subtitle: Stories from a Small Florida Town in the 1930s

Author: Susan Adger

Narrator: Susan Adger

Format: Unabridged

Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins

Language: English

Release date: 01-12-15

Publisher: Grey Gecko Press

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

In the 1930s, the fictional town of Toad Springs, Florida, is filled with the adventures and daily whatnots of worthy, down-to-earth folk such as Flavey Stroudamore, owner of a three-legged gator named Precious who also just happens to have a birthmark of Jesus on his side.

Joining Flavey are Buck Blander, pastor of the Church of Everlasting Liability, who honed his preaching skills in prison but doesn't tell his parishioners, and Sweetie Mooney, whose attempt to run a beauty shop in her aunt's home fails after tragedies with head lice and henna hair dye.

This lively, heartwarming collection of tales from the Sunshine State will inspire you to smile!

Members Reviews:

wildly funny account of a southern small town and its inhabitants ...

wildly funny account of a southern small town and its inhabitants in the 1920s to 1930s. It may remind us of some folks we know.

Humor abounds!

Adger has done a wonderful job. I live on the Gulf of Mexico and these characters are terrific, well developed and the stories are all related and hilarious. The "down home expressions" made me laugh outloud. I even stopped to write a couple down!

good if you like short stories

I haven't read many SS books & I kinda felt this just drug out & on. I never got a feel for the characters....

Seashells, Gator Bones, and the Church of Everlasting Liability

Quick Summary:

From the scraps of paper found in an old, Great Depression Floridian town called Toad Springs, Susan Adger weaves the tales of the town's inhabitants throughout the years. From the new Preacher with a questionable past to the rocky father-son relationship of Landis and Wilton and the unfortunate secret shared between them, Adger shows what makes this town quintessentially Florida, from the characters' happy sunshine in their successes to the bitter sadness residing in the swamps of their darkest days.

To Read or Not to Read:

Read. Definitely give this book a strong consideration. The prose is beautiful, the stories are entertaining, and there is just something special about a Florida town where strawberries, scandal, salvation, and fertilizer recipes can all come together in one book.

What I liked:

Seashells is full of the quiet dignity of the ordinary. It revels its simplicity, and its simplicity is alluring. Seashells makes its characters so human; they are people, just plain people, showing their heart to the reader from the hopes and dreams that Elsie Lou has of a life with Galen to the despair and failure of Gladys Heppner to ever fit in. The book is written with a Southern dialect, and though that frustrated me in the first few pages, I was quickly drawn into the stories themselves, as it just felt right.

What I also liked a lot was how an incident glossed over in a previous story would become clarified in, and sometimes even become the central focus, of the next story- in all, Seashells is composed of 14 such interrelated stories. There are some tales that are downright funny like what happens to Iona's hair in The Beauty Shop at Carrie June's, and others tales that often ended up being unexpectedly sad like that of childhood friends Rusty and Worthy.

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Title: Quentin Cundick and The Web of Machinations

Author: Alastair Pack

Narrator: Pab Roberts

Format: Abridged

Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins

Language: English

Release date: 01-06-15

Publisher: Alastair Pack

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

A terrifically funny tale about a hapless lawyer who encounters a profusion of eccentric characters on a madcap journey that will see him tasked with saving the world.

Quentin, through no fault of his own, loses his home, his business and the only woman in his life... actually, it's entirely his own fault. He's a slacker. But no more! After briefly turning to crime, Quentin sets out to reverse his fortunes and becomes entangled in a Web of Machinations that includes a tramp suffering from Morgellons (those itchy, itchy Morgellons), a sinister group of computer hackers, a Tibetan boy claiming to be the Chosen One, a mysterious blonde woman and a duck called Stalin. Quentin may have set out to save his home, but now finds himself tasked with saving the world.

Members Reviews:

Really funny

If you could sum up Quentin Cundick and The Web of Machinations in three words, what would they be?

Funny, Crazy, Addictive

What other book might you compare Quentin Cundick and The Web of Machinations to, and why?

Anything Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams

Which scene did you most enjoy?

Every part with the Scottish tramp

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes, I found it very difficult to turn it off and would walk around my office block just to hear the next chapter.

Any additional comments?

There are a number of sections which had me laugh out loud - very embarrassing when on the morning commute to work!