More like the Loch LESS monster. Laid. The Alec Baldwin shooting. Dune review. Everything Is Ruined™: Kabuki sushi. 

Cabal, 315. "Face" the music, lol. (sorry) Everything Is Ruined: Amvets, the Shell station windshield wipe station. The Bureau In Downtown Los Angeles That Has An Office Solely Dedicated To Making My Life A Living Hell strikes again. (Yardhouse) The Licorice Pizza trailer, and The Batman trailer, and Robert Pattinson. Adventures in screenwriting. 

Halloween, 2021. Let's do it. Quarantine 2. How many people have you worked with? (Non point #1 of the show, sadly not the last) Air Jesus (a mock Jesus). LA mosquitoes suck. (No pun intended) Sexual harassment training at work. (Sensible, and pragmatic) Gym whores. Tuesdays With (less) Stories (and more ads). Mariah Carey is still torturing me with her awful Christmas bullshit, 30 years later. A trip down to olllll San Dieyg. No Time To Die. (Hello, Malaysia!)

Fuck Christmas presents, and presents in general. "True crime" and serial killer podcasts suck too. Fuck Hinge. I hate "random school days." Put a proper passenger seat on that crotch rocket, before the bitch falls off. Stop making weird noises in the gym showers, you fucking weirdos. I'm the guy that DOESN'T ask you about your broken arm. My lengthy review of The Many Saints Of Newark. (Im miserable this episode, I'm so sorry)

Traded in my Deadguy for a Harley, even though I'll probably end up a "dead guy" ON it, ironically enough. Sweet Southern Heat BBQ chips. Bikes & open mics. I sleep above my covers. (Four FEET above my covers...) Enough with the Gabby Petito lurid-ness, and murder porn on Netflix. Cheesecake Factory? More like PLEASE TAKE factory. (I tried) 

Anal Cunt. Celebrities, stop "battling diseases in silence," and then abruptly dying. Hootie's ex gf. Vax attax. The Card Counter movie. Trailer. Last Of The Mohicans. Fight me, guy who wouldn't let me in on Lincoln blvd. Incoming strike, and 'set life.' Soreness, and shwarma. Roger's birthday party. The newest "Cocaine Cowboys" installment on Netflix. Quandry about my dumb screenplay. 

Camoflauge shorts. Do you think Metallica "sold out" with the black album? JC Penny's gives me a panic attack, and no more Chipotle on the weekends. (I guess) The beach, and the George Lucas book. IHop blueberry pancakes. CT Scan adventure. Favors. Hanging out with other comics. 

A Nightmare On Albury St. If I was an MTV VJ, I'd be "Car-sick Daily" (booo) Horse de-wormer. Lawrence Elder. Gene Simmons and David Lee Roth. Adventures In 'Mask.' A guy shamelessly took a whiz on the side of the 405. Spider Man 3 trailer. Not-So-Easy Rider. 

Carolla, quick. Adam's apple orchard. Window tint in Los Angeles. More motorcycle repair adventures. If I like pina coladas. More like digital PUKEbox. The Nirvana baby. I was "left" behind by(e) her. 

"A little bit about ME, you guys, a little bit about me..." What if The Comedy Store closes? That time with Pameler Anderson. Papers, please. Wait in line until called upon. Production trucks. THX 1138.