Allen. Cans. Mystery Illness. (Hopefully terminal, for your sake) Asian hair stinks. My spotter ghosted me. More like Coming To America BOO. Walking out of movies. Grandpa tells you about a TV show from 1983, for probably way too long. 

Big Show Announcement. The mics, the mics are calling. Almost got my ticket punched on the 5. (Again) One year anniversary of "the incident." (Separate incidenttss) The Nap Factory™ and the Coat Check. I've really had it with outdoor mask mandates. "Because COVID." Looper is awesome, if you haven't seen it yet. 

The show was fun, yo. The date was not so great. The gun range really blows. Im tired of living life outside, and this shitty pandemic. Man On The Moon. Gina Carano got canceled. 

This Week, In Dick Jokes. I started wearing underwear again, after a 20 year hiatus. The mall gives me panic attacks now. (Awesome) The morning cardio workout clans at the gym stink. Fuck Cheesecake Factory, for a myriad of reasons. (Details inside) Fuck Ichiban sushi, and disorganized sushi pick up counters. Post COVID Hollywood blows. Young Guns II was much better in your memories. 

Back on the ol stand up wagon. Being woefully fashion and pop culture aloof as a lad. Fuck how easily my bike gets scratched. Burger King mozzarella sticks stink. (Stick to the Arbys one) IHATE  IHOP. A coffee date, where I ordered a tall but they sold me a grande. Watching Mandalorian BTS bums me out. (Because I dont work on it)

Delish Strawberry Kiss. How come the Native American guy in every action movie has a scene where he puts "war paint" on and ditches to the team to go (often needlessly) fight to his death? Cole day in hell. Hostage standoff and police shooting. The pipes, the pipes. Fauci might be a real life James Bond villain. "Card rooms." Larry Miller! One year of not going to the movies, and Spider Man Far From Home. Hourglass, and Beerwolf, and 'two album wonders.' Paul Sorvi-oh-no.

Purple pants and a Megadeth shirt. (Hello, ladies!) Familiar stranger at the Vitamin Shoppp-pe. Hard times at the deli counter. Stand up for yourself. LA guy complains about LA traffic. (Groundbreaking stuff) Parallel thinking, with Mark and Joe. Black privilege. (It's not what you think Im gonna say) The Man Who Shot Hitler, And Also The Bigfoot. The Babadook trailer is still scary. Buck Sexton. 

Dave Ellefson has entered the chat. Gold's Gym Venice re-opened, outside. If you add up all the time I've complained about Once Upon A Time In Hollywood on this podcast, it would equal the actual run time of the movie. The Croissan'which. Truck fire. A soft tale. (wink wink)

One more trip to Poland. Drive Angry. "The price of beef goin through the fuckin roof," Pizza Hut stinks. Flunkin' Donuts. Cobra Kai season 3 is untenable. 2nd Watch Round Up: Spider Man Homecoming, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (sorry), and The Martian. Overrated artists, "masterpieces," and Purple Rain. (More like purple complain)

Circle In The BLAND. Olympus Has Fallen. Soft tale about a Soft Tail. Cereal killer. 24 Hour Shit-ness. The Write Stuff. Jack Valentine. New Year's Peeve. Drum Less'n's. Best of luck, Collins.