French class, kid. Sad-turd-day. The blood bandit turns himself in. Mark McGrath. 

Blood test outlaw, week 2. Bye, Bai. Gimme a brake, Santa Clarita Harley Davidson! (Literally) Good service alert: Barneys Beanery in West Hollywood. The Killer Next Door, On Netflix. (Or whatever it's called) Amy Schumer stinks. Bill Burr on SNL. "NuMetal." Loose Ends. 

Paging Dr Karloff. My First Mosh Pit™. I hope I look cool in my 50s & onwards. Eddie Van Halen was a shit head. A good set and a frustrating salad. How the fuck is Howard Stern bringing in this kind of money. Please take my motorcycle and throw it into a volcano. Fire on the 14. Let's go to Vegas. 

About to put a bullet in my motorcycle and push it off a cliff. Chrissy Teigen is mentally ill. Businesses that are able to stay open but not keep their facilities clean oughta shampoo my crotch. Get down with the sickness. The Adesanya/Costa fight, and the Trump/Biden fight. Being your own boss. The saxaphone scene in St Elmo's Fire, and saxaphones in general. "Creed Shreds," and Biohazard. Grippin' ain't easy.

Hooked on Pedialyte & Vons brownies. (I have a real problem here, folks) The Timesuck podcast is frustrating. Great fries, but only 4 guys. My First Kidney Stone playset. I can't believe how bad St. Elmo's Fire is, 35 years later. Coneheads holds up tho.

I helped work on a car commercial spec shoot, basically IN the fires. The History Of My Sinuses (edge of your seat excitement!) Adventures in the emergency room, and more stomach fun. (Im in better shape now, thank god) Politically Correct Batman casting. I fucking hate this episode. 

California in 2020 is absolutely miserable on every conceivable level. I might be dying. (Keep your fingers crossed) Marvel & X Men trading cards for sale. The curse of "me owning vehicles" continues. 

Trouble with my CAR,son. Daily. Harley PAY-vidson. Weekend tryst.  Honeyboy. Can't fight the moonlight. 

Good "friend" comedian Eric Roacha joins the pogrom this week. We get into panini culture, The Searchers, abusive father figures, Fanto's, comedy, 'weird parent mandates,' and bringing girls around. 

The money pit that is "driving in southern California." A walk to remember. Working out outside stinks. How is an egg McMuffin meal almost $9? Summer Of Sick. Jack Ryan, yay, Bosch, gay. Jobs report. Politically Correct Batman, and the Stratosphere elevator scene.