I wanted to be with you alone; and talk about the weather. The fatty was too batty. Mourning dove. Metal band name fonts. A Quiet Place II. "Evil Dead 4." Black chicks in 90s hip hop videos. The Jacker Hacker. State Of The Stand Up Address, 2021. Memorial Day Weekend. 

Production trucks and giving no fucks. Dave Ellefson gets canceled over dick pics. Deadguy reunion show is happening. The bums mocking my sneeze in Venice. Went on a date with a fat chick and she ate/drank a lot, but it's' ok, because she paid for it all. The Obi Wan trailer. 

State of the 405 address. East Coast rental houses. Fleetwood Mac, late to the party. Chris Toll. Chris Conley gets MeToo'd. Tony Hinchcliffe non-troversy. Season 2 of Haunted on Netflix is less good, but tits. 

The curse of 275. A stroll home from the new Santa Clarita Harley Davidson. WeHo Barneys plot twist. Ruined mother's day, because of other's delay.  The Bureau That Has An Office In Downtown LA Solely Committed To Making My Life A Living Hell strikes again. The Wrath Of Man, man.

Medical professionals in Los Angeles care about you about as much restaurant servers. Mask assery, and iHop vs Barneys. (A tale of two restaurants) Without Remorse (there was lots of remorse) and a Sasquatch documentary on Hulu. Tom Jones on Marc Maron, and the fuckery of the new Apple IOS. Conservative broads on dating apps wont talk to you, either. 

We didn't kill Deebo! Pasadena? More like no-ass-a-dena. This is the end(oscopy). The hardest you ever laughed. (Yes, I was that out of material for this week)

The Battle Of The Blood Test. Commando. I worked on a Sunday and it felt good, which is a weird thing to say. Don Johnson. Your dad's Playboys. TV Show fails - Silicon Valley, Veep, and The Americans. 

Special 42nd Birthday edition, from Studio B. (Had to work late, this is as close to a party as I get) The Early Bird (not so) Special, and Urinal Cake Scented car scent. Rocha's Comedy Extravaganza on Friday night. Is Chipotle Fast Food? Why are women in LA on dating apps so abjectly terrified to meet you in person? Antoine Fuqua  and Will Smith stink. Nobody, the Bob Odenkirk movie. Rough birthday morning. 

Down with the sickness! Erika Eleniak. Friday night on the boulevard. The Courier. Gold's Gym, Venice CA. The Fail-con And The Winter Soldier. 

Montana work excursion. Adventures in Purple Haze BANG. The Boys (the Amazon TV show, I feel l should explicitly clarify this)