It’s a pirate’s life for us this week as we take our dumb criminal mischief to the seven seas.
 
Trevin’s dreadful dilemma starts with his attempt to defend grape-flavored candy, only to realize that his entire perspective on fruit flavors might be completely off. Meanwhile, Amanda witnesses a first-grade music show gone wrong, where a tiny performer risks getting slapped off the risers by a much larger child standing beside her.
 
For this week’s segment, we present our first “Would You Rather” of 2025. Trevin poses the impossible question: would you rather turn your life into a daily parenting blog or start every NFL season by singing the national anthem with an item up your butt? Amanda brings a moral dilemma from Papa Dennis, asking if it’s worse to help a guilty person go free or to punish an innocent person.

For storytime, Trevin takes us aboard the Jamie Marie fishing boat, captained by 42-year-old Joshua Stedman. What starts as a bizarre maritime mission leaves us wondering—will he ever reach the mysterious Chinese mothership, or will he be doomed to remain stuck in the harbor? Amanda introduces us to the legend of Sandy Snakenberg, an ex-pro skateboarder turned Bubble Pirate whose mission is to spread joy, chaos, and bubbles to the children. But is he really a hero, or just another seafaring menace? 

From fruit flavor betrayals and elementary school disasters to nautical nonsense and unconventional piracy, this episode proves that petty adventure is always just over the horizon.
 
Today’s Stories:
 
An Adventure on the High Seas
 
The Life and Times of the Bubble Pirate
 
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Things are about to get real—so real, it could only be reality TV.

This week, we’re joined by Madison McGhee, host of Ice Cold Case, who’s actively investigating her father’s murder. But before we dive into the real crime, we tackle some petty ones.

Trevin is facing a picture-perfect dilemma after his wife (and now everyone else) confirmed he’s a terrible photographer. Amanda has found a way to make Paw Patrol gangster by blasting the trap remix, and Madison shares her recent traffic stop nightmare, proving that some cops really don’t do warnings.

For our main event, we play Petty Reality, a game where petty crimes and reality TV collide. Did you know Survivor’s first winner went to prison for tax evasion? That Vanderpump Rules' Jax Taylor was arrested for stealing sunglasses? Or that Homeland Security literally raided a Real Housewives party bus? We’ve got all the wildest reality TV crime facts, plus Madison’s own petty crime confession—an Uber Eats glitch that made her a white-collar criminal.

Join us for a hilarious deep dive into reality TV, petty crime, and a whole lot of chaos. Because when it comes to crime… it really is all happening.

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Feeling lucky? This week, we’re riding a wave of good fortune—whether we planned it or not.

Trevin shares a nightmare laundry dilemma involving a cat puke-covered blanket and a rebellious washing machine, while Amanda recounts a trampoline park teen brawl that put her mom instincts to the test. Can she break it up before it turns into a full-blown WWE match?

In Trivia, Amanda asks which bizarre item was once considered a symbol of good luck—urine wreaths, penis wind chimes, or battle-worn underwear. Meanwhile, Trevin digs into an odd lottery winner disguise, uncovering which famous mask someone once used to claim their jackpot.

For storytime, Amanda takes us to Boulder, Colorado, where a St. Patrick’s Day-style mystery unfolds at a King Soopers grocery store. Did shoppers witness a real-life leprechaun, or was something else at play?

Trevin explores luck from a different angle with a wild crime from Toulouse, France, where a stolen credit card, a scratcher ticket, and a shocking jackpot lead to an unexpected deal.

From bizarre traditions and unexpected luck to mystical mischief and high-stakes crime, this episode is packed with stories that prove luck—good or bad—can strike when you least expect it. So grab a lucky charm (or a lottery ticket) and join us for an episode where fate takes the wheel!

Today's Stories:

The Luck of the Irish

Crimes du Grattoir (Crimes of the Scratcher)

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Our Listener Stories episodes are back, and this time, we’ve got more contributions than ever!

This week, Trevin faces a dreadful dilemma at the DMV while trying to get a new ID after his birthday—leaving him questioning if he’s even a real boy. Meanwhile, Amanda returns with an I told you so moment as she gives an update from the school drop-off line.

For our middle segment, we’re handing the mic over to YOU! No fun facts—just Dreadful Dilemmas straight from our listeners. We hear from Steve, Amy, Tiffany, Kristine, A-Line, and more, tackling everything from running out of “F’s” to give to intense 20-question octopus debates and ceilings that just won’t stay put.

Storytime brings two wild listener-submitted petty crimes:

Get ready for petty crime, absurd dilemmas, and all the dramatic storytelling you love. And if you’ve got a crime of your own, send it in—we’re always looking for stories for our next volume!🎙️

Today’s Stories:
🔹 AirB&E
🔹 Webkinz Confessional

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Hey, everyone! We had some unexpected dilemmas come up, causing us to miss the editing deadline for this week. We will be back next week with Now That's What I Call Listener Stories Vol. 3!

The world tour is in jeopardy, and we've got the episode that will save music! This week, Trevin deals with a case of floppy eyelids, while Amanda's winning personality makes her perfect for human resources. Our "Two Truths and a Lie" segment covers Hans Christian Andersen's "The Little Mermaid" and fun facts about the Wild West. Then, get ready for star-studded stories about pop stars, nip slips, and Britney Spears, featuring Justin Timberlake, Madonna, and a whole lotta knockers!

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JT in Custody 

The Prude and the Queen of Pop 


(Discussions include: awkward doctor visits, Amanda's corporate destiny, dark children's stories, western Bank robberies, the celebrity hierarchy, the Justin Timberlake arrest meme, sex in advertising, lawsuits for publicity and boobs) 

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It’s the Florida February Finale, and we’re going HARD—because somehow, both of this week’s crimes are tied together by boners.

Trevin’s free time leads him down a Facebook-induced spiral of existential dread, while Amanda enters her Bridgerton era, only to be deeply troubled by the shift from season one to season two.

Fast Florida delivers the bizarre tale of Carline Sthilaire, a Florida Woman caught bathing in a puddle outside a library. Meanwhile, in Killer Facts, we explore the psychic community of Cassadaga and uncover why Florida crimes are wilder than anywhere else.

For Storytime, Amanda takes us to The Villages, Florida’s most infamous retirement community, where Reginald "Reggie" Kincer’s pharmaceutical pursuits might just ruin his golden years. Then, Trevin tells the story of Deputy Tristan Macomber, a distracted officer whose on-the-job habits turn him into the punchline of his own crime.

Pitch a tent and settle in—this Florida-sized finale is one for the books.

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Week three of Florida February is here, and everything is upside down—literally.

This week, Trevin finds a guilt-free way to get revenge on his pranking wife by questioning everything, while Amanda levels up to the “big kid class,” stepping into her daughter’s karate lessons.

In Fast Florida, students in Hendry County pull off the ultimate digital rebellion—hacking their high school’s system to warn classmates about mandatory (and entirely fake) penis inspections.

For Two Truths and a Lie, Trevin speeds into the world of NASCAR with wild Florida facts—did a racer really tape his eyes open to drive? And was Tom Petty... petty? Meanwhile, Amanda’s truths (and one lie) cover Florida’s deadly mix of lightning, serial killers, and dinosaurs.

Then, in Storytime, Trevin explores the art of handling a petty crime with dignity—or in the case of Myra S. Mays at a Bradenton Walmart, the exact opposite. Amanda wraps things up with a wild ride through the Florida Everglades, where an airboat tour goes from sightseeing to capsizing.

Flipped cars, flipped boats, and flipped reactions—this episode is a full Florida meltdown you won’t want to miss.

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We’re going on a Florida shopping spree, and the only thing on our list is absolute mayhem.

This week, Trevin faces an existential crisis when ChatGPT knows him a little too well, while Amanda navigates the aftermath of her husband terrorizing the neighborhood as Ebenezer Scrooge.

Fast Florida drops in with the tale of Gianfranco Fernandez, an Orlando man whose love of cartwheels and gymnastics is only rivaled by his talent for getting arrested.

Then, Amanda brings the Top 5 Strangest Florida Crimes, featuring legal oddities that could leave some women grounded for life, while Trevin unveils the Top 5 Weirdest Disney World Moments. Does its mosquito policy have what it takes to bring Amanda in?

Finally, in Storytime, Amanda shares the wild saga of Nichole Ann Reed, a DeLand woman with an unstoppable craving for lobster, while Trevin tells the bizarre yet oddly touching tale of Liliana Goodson, a Florida native whose dream of clown college takes an unexpected turn.

And through it all, one iconic Florida landmark ties everything together—Publix. Because where else would the Sunshine State’s strangest stories begin?

Today's Stories:

The Things We Put in our Pants

The Clown with the Golden Gun
 
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Florida February is here, and the stories are wilder than ever!This week, Trevin deals with an unexpected deodorant swap, leaving him smelling like the inside of a CVS. Meanwhile, Amanda’s cat, Arlo, is adjusting to life as an indoor pet, leading to an unfortunate increase in litter box duties.

To kick off Florida February, we introduce Fast Florida, a new segment highlighting bizarre Florida crimes in quick-fire fashion. This week’s crime, submitted by a listener, involves a football player caught pooping in a stranger’s laundry basket.

Next, we dive into The Florida Man Birthday Game, where we uncover the weirdest Florida crimes that happened on our birthdays. Expect stories involving lunchmeat attacks, Coldplay lyrics, and pizza-related chaos.

Then, it’s time for two outrageous Florida crime stories, both happening on the same exact day—Cinco de Mayo, 2019.

Trevin tells the story of Nicholas Jones, a 19-year-old Floridian whose favorite pastime is bragging. Whether it’s his car, his job, or his latest accomplishment, he makes sure everyone knows he’s the best. But when he finally does something truly impressive, he turns to petty crime just to make sure the world hears about it.

Amanda shares the case of Dillon Shane Webb, a Florida man who finds himself in a legal battle after getting pulled over for an offensive truck sticker. What starts as a routine traffic stop turns into a bizarre free speech debate.Two absurd crimes, one infamous Florida day. Welcome to Synco de Florida.

Today's Stories:
 
Confidence Calling

Ass Me About My Arrest Record

(Florida Criminals Include: Charles McLemore, William Busi, Najeh Davenport of the Green Bay Packers) 
 
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Motherhood is a crime… or at least it feels like one sometimes! This week, Amanda and Trevin are joined by Heather and Rachel of Like Mother Like Murder to tackle the chaos of parenting and play Amanda’s newest conversational game, WWMD? What Would Mamas Do?

Before diving into the game, everyone shares their dreadful dilemmas. Trevin wrestles with the horror of watching Nightbitch—and the even greater horror of no one else liking it. Amanda suffers through a Missouri blizzard that leaves her daughter home from school for an entire week. Heather is slowly losing her mind as her kids rewatch the same episode of their favorite show on an endless loop. And Rachel, in an act of motherly love, lets her daughter do her makeup—only to be met with some brutally honest technique.

Then, it’s time for WWMD?, where our three moms and honorary cat dad answer the most terrifyingly relatable parenting scenarios—like surprise pregnancies, over-sharing grandmas, belly-touching strangers, and unsolicited baby name critiques. What would you do?

Whether you’re a parent, a future parent, or just here for the chaos, this episode is full of laughs, unhinged honesty, and the kind of petty crime only toddlers can commit.

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