Happy Holidays! Andy and Philip are celebrating by heading to the Vertical Stack to be visited by a trio of Lady Krampuses (Krampi?). Journey with us from England to Austria for some awkward family gatherings, ghosts from the past, and supernatural holiday entities to find out who’s been nice and who’s been naughty in Mother Krampus (2017), Granny Krampus (2024), and Sister Krampus (2022).

Andy and Philip conclude our holiday family therapy season with our biggest and bleakest challenge yet by helping the Enck family navigate a post-apocalyptic wasteland while still trying to provide a positive Christmas experience for their son. So, snuggle up with your dirty blankets, grab a can of beans from your dwindling provisions, and get cozy in your bunkers for I’m Dreaming of a White Doomsday (2017).

Andy and Philip’s Holiday Family Therapy Tour continues as we follow the Creed family from Chicago to Maine, where we try to convince them to have some difficult conversations around grief and loss, instead of avoiding it by bringing their loved ones back from the dead. Because sometimes, dead is better.

We survived Turkey Day, but the holidays aren’t behind us yet, so we’re taking our annual tradition of family therapy on the road from gloomy Amityville to sunny SoCal to counsel the (not-so-sunny) Leacock family and their newest addition to the family: A Cursed (read also: Traumatized) Lamp who just needs help shining their light a little brighter.

It may not be October anymore, but that doesn’t mean Andy and Philip are done dishing about the hottest (and not-est) segments in the V/H/S franchise. There are still plenty of Top Drawers to hit rewind on, J. Doe’s to push fast forward to, and Closed Caskets to tape over.

Andy and Philip celebrate spooky season by gossiping about how hot (or not) the segments in the V/H/S franchise are. In the spirit of Halloween, let’s close some caskets, label some J. Doe’s, and slide into those top drawers.

We’ve been hooked by another installment in the IKWYDLS franchise. So, it’s time to reel in the corpses and rank them with our updated list of the hottest (and not-est) victims of the newest film, I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025).

While we may not have been around much lately, we’ve still been creeping up on all the new releases. So, join us as we chat about all the horror movies from the first part of the year.

Andy and Philip are creeping back to celebrate a long-delayed Shark Week! In the spirit of the season, we’re heading into some “universal” waters to bump fins with a trio of Polonia monster sharks: Sharkenstein (2016), Sharkula (2022), and Mummy Shark (2024).

Andy and Philip bring Pride Month to a close by rolling on some protection and going down on a delightful, charming, and progressive gay love story set against the back drop of an outbreak of hungry condoms in New York City. So, put on your harnesses, choose your hanky, and check your rubber for teeth as we get it on with Killer Condom (1996).