Look Good for the Boys

Andy and Philip are creeping back to celebrate a long-delayed Shark Week! In the spirit of the season, we’re heading into some “universal” waters to bump fins with a trio of Polonia monster sharks: Sharkenstein (2016), Sharkula (2022), and Mummy Shark (2024).

Andy and Philip bring Pride Month to a close by rolling on some protection and going down on a delightful, charming, and progressive gay love story set against the back drop of an outbreak of hungry condoms in New York City. So, put on your harnesses, choose your hanky, and check your rubber for teeth as we get it on with Killer Condom (1996).

Pride is here! So, let’s all don our leather vests and/or sequined gowns (or plaid on plaid on plaid), and head to the local bar to mingle with some fierce queens, baby gays, and questionable allies as we fight back against all the blood-sucking haters (and also the literal vampires) as we chat about the Tubi original Slay (2024).

Happy Friday the 13th and Jason Voorhees’ birthday! To celebrate the holiday, Andy and Philip are finally presenting our live show at Crypticon from Friday September 13th, 2024. But first, we plan our own porn adaptations and follow up about couple’s costume ideas.

We’re back and ready to talk about how hot all the victims are in Final Destination: Bloodlines, and then finally rank the top 10 of the series. So buckle up (but don’t get on a highway) and join us for the ride (but don’t get on a plane…or a roller coaster…or go in a tall building…you know what, just stay home and hide all sharp objects).

It’s that time of the year for Andy and Philip to pause and reflect on the year in horror so far: What has it accomplished? Which goals has it met? Where areas does it feel it could improve? So, join us as we give horror it’s much needed review and close out our seventh season.

Andy and Philip end this year’s couple’s counseling by trying to help a couple whose primary hurdle is the potential downfall of civilization at the hands of green-eyed capitalists and green-faced fascists. Billy and Kate are just doing their best trying to make it in the big city with their dead-end jobs, toxic bosses, and slimy creatures hell-bent on creating chaos (also, gremlins). So, let’s see if we can help them get through these rough, monster-infested times with Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990).

This week in couple’s counseling, Andy and Philip travel across the pond to help a couple (or throuple?) who may have too many skeletons (and ghosts) in the closet to be fixed. We’re talking incest, codependency, daddy issues and how some of us should really just listen to our mothers more when we fail to beware Crimson Peak (2015).

Last session, our counseling got a little rage-y with The Brood, so this time Philip and Andy are lightening it up by accompanying two comedy legend lovebirds on a trip to an old dark house for a spooky wedding weekend of murder, werewolves, and musical numbers with Gene Wilder and Gilda Radner in the frighteningly under-appreciated horror comedy Haunted Honeymoon (1986).

It’s time once again for Philip and Andy to reopen their Horror Couples Counseling practice, and this year we’re starting by acknowledging that relationships are informed by both nature and nurture and you don’t need to gestate rage babies to find out that some are just not built to last (and that some therapists can be the opposite of helpful…not us, of course). So, let’s talk through some generational trauma, weaponized therapy-speak, and good old fashioned body horror to get to the heart of the problems between Frank and Nola in David Cronenberg’s divorce song, The Brood (1979).