Love Hate Debate

Ep 8 Hello Homies - Hometown visits This is all a bit cringe worthy. As much as we love our family (and we really do) they can be a little.....embarrassing. Especially when their “little girls” are meeting a man (who the family doesn’t know), falling in love with him (over a matter of weeks), having him declare his is “falling in love” with her and asking the the Fathers permission to propose. 😳😳😳 grab the popcorn this has got disaster written all over it.

Ep 7 Someone’s lyin’ Well as if his choices weren’t already hard enough our beautiful Bachie, Colton has catty comments and wily whisperers trying to influence his decisions. Everyone is keen to see Denver, Colorado with a backdrop as stunning as the women themselves, however dark moods, tears and tantrums about and that’s just Colton. We are introduced to the Underwood’s and Vee becomes an immediate fan of Colton’s Dad while Shari is happy to see the back of a mean girl or two leading into next episodes home towns.

Ep 3 Trending this week : Kardashian & Co Legal

Is imitation the sincerest form of flattery when it comes to TV advertising?

We try and get to the “bottom” of ScoMo’s Engadine Maccas urban legend

LIVERPOOL - Champions League win excitement

TV Week Gold Logie nomination campaigns

The Voice contestants - Jack Vidgen & Matthew Garwood

US Sen Elizabeth Warren

controversy over identifying as Cherokee Indian.

Ep 6 The Bachelor US - Female Fight Club While not exactly the kind mentioned in Bridesmaids or the cult classic on the same name, this Ep does see Colton’s potential brides start and use elbows and knees like all good Muay Thai boxers to maintain dominance over the competition. An early rose ceremony sends home two and should put a shot across the bow of all the dibber dobbers who run to Colton with stories of the other women. Shari observes that Hannah G and Colton then film a lite Porn for their date and Colton claims for the first time this season to be falling for one of the girls. Group date time and the girls are pitted against one another in a fight to the death...not true but you get the story arc here. Teisha has a one on one date which goes fine but then Demi decides to claim some time with Colton by lobbing on his doorstep. Possibly not the wisest move. 😳 Another cocktail party, rose ceremony and eviction ends with Colton being told for the third time that some girls in the house are not ready and he needs to be careful with his choices. Who could they mean?! Eeeekkkkk

Ep 5 Thailand In a country of beautiful people, places and produce, expect exotic experiences for our Bachie beauties. “Never been kissed” Hannah gets the first date and while Colton is as lovely as can be, we are not picking up the vibe. Back at the hotel Elyise is in a malaise or a funk or just not happy - but STOP - you are on The Bachelor!!!!! Back on the boring date with Hannah finally some fireworks (and by this we mean literal fireworks) but also a kiss. Vee feels if this REALLY is Hannah’s first kiss it’s all downhill from here!! Elyise self-ejects and Shari is not surprised. A group date leaves us none the wiser but Cassie’s solo date has us even more flummoxed as she has literally come from nowhere to be kissing Colton who is now smitten with her, in his bed??!! On another more important note - can someone contact Kanye West for a skin coloured band-aid? Kirpa is in need. Kop-Khun-Ka 🙏🏼

Ep 4 Singapore Sling-Shot Cocktails and culinary treats await our crew when they arrive in Singapore. Solo dates for Teisha and Kaylen and a group date to the markets are really just background noise for the brewing drama between Demi & Courtney and the Pageant Queen World War 3. Colton continues to kiss his way through the swath of women but Vee thinks there is too much tongue up front while Shari is in two minds about straight talking Demi.

Ep 2 Trending - Vee & Shari take a look at the trending topics of the week-that-was in Australia and around the world. This week game of thrones rewrites;

spice girls sound issews; quit facebook campaign ; TV WEEK Logie Award nominations ; new Federal Government Cabinet appointments

Ep 3 Pageant Porkie Pies The Pageant war is warming up with Hanna B and Caelynn both opening up to the other girls about their past. A pirate themed group date gives Caelynn a chance to shine before Colton takes Elyse on a solo date to San Diego. Demi starts to flex her cray in the house and with Colton as she goes all 50 Shades of Grey with a blindfold and a paddle. A gym challenge provides gratuitous shirtless shot of Colton (Vee and Shari send their personal thanks to the producers) before the girls get super competitive in the hopes of impressing Colton and securing another rose.

Ep 2 Calling all cray-crays and kiss-less! If we thought the drama queens were out in Ep 1, it’s got nothing on Ep 2 as the first group date heads to the theatre for ALL THE DRAMA. Here the type A personalities run wild with the aim of impressing Colton & ultimately securing a rose. Hanna B secures the first one on one date while the group daters have drawn lines in the sand between the feisty young cray-crays (which pretty much means Demi 😉) and the cougars. We also learn there is a more virgin virgin than Colton in the crew when Heather declares she’s never been kissed. Awkward! Not quite as awkward as Hanna Bs date with Colton which limped from start to finish did a death roll and then was given the kiss of life and a rose by Colton.

Ep 1 The Three Hour Tour 🎶🎵 A sloth, a pageant Queen and a Cinderella walk into a mansion..... This is not the beginning of a joke this is the much anticipated first episode of The Bachelor US Season 23, starring former NFL player and Bachelorette alumni Colton Underwood. We meet so many women we can remember no ones name and for that matter neither can Colton! With desperation thick in the air our Bachie cuts his way through swaths of props, costumes and party tricks to end the first night as the sun rises the next morning. The drama starts early with Vee noting that Demi has arrived direct from villain casting central and Shari loving the competitive Miss America vibes from Hanna B (Miss Alabama 2018) and Caelynn (Miss North Carolina 2018). Is that bad blood we can smell in the air?? Oh yes!!!