Love Hate Debate

Ep 1 Trending - Vee & Shari take a look at the trending topics of the week-that-was in Australia and around the world. This week, the whole Country is salty at Queensland after largely taking the credit/blame depending on how you look at it for a very surprising outcome to the federal election. We bid a sad final farewell at the passing of former Australian Prime Minister and total legend Bob Hawke who died the same week as social media star Grumpy Cat. There were knives at ten paces for YouTube influencers and former BFFs Tati Westbrook and James Charles and the biggest song contest in the world Eurovision had us wishing for less Madonna and more ABBA. 🎶🎵 My, My....at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender oh yeah! 🎶🎵

Ep 13 Love me or leave me. The L word was thrown around a few times tonight but unfortunately we didn’t LOVE a lot about this double episode including the much promoted “Tell All Reunion”. Vee was unleashes on Channel 10 for their scheduling of the last week of Bach in Paradise. Perhaps because we recorded this around 11.30pm!! 😉🤣🤣. No shows from high profile cast members Richie, Cass and Bill was also pretty ordinary. Shari is back on the Ivan love train after his mea culpa and it would appear that all (or at least most) is forgiven by Tenille too. Paddy also had an a-ha moment which is more than we can say for Rachel who remains playing the blame game. Jules & Alicia, Flo & Davey, Tenille & Nathan and Alex Nation (sans Bill) all appeared to “tell all”. With a smile and wave from Osher and a conga line led by Brittney we say goodbye to Bach in Paradise 2019 & look forward to doing it all again in 2020 🌴🥂🎉💋

Ep 12 Wake me up before you go-go For a penultimate episode this was a giant snooze-fest and almost insufferable. You know that point in a bad relationship where even the sound of the other person breathing triggers you? Viewers tonight were feeling that hard core when Alisha’s affectation finally got the best of us all. It is drawl much like Ja’mie - Private School Girl classified by one keen observer as something called “vocal fry”. We are not sure about the technicalities but we would be happy to never hear it again. Ever! Shari is keeeen for the reunion. Vee on the other hand may sleep through that as well. C’mon Bachelor in Paradise - you need to run hard at the finish line and deliver the DRAMA! #bringit

Ep 11 Apologies and Exists For two gals who are not adrenaline junkies Vee and Shari love a bit of drama! As this season draws to a close, power boat rides, paddle board pashes and passing on giving roses just aren’t cutting it!!! Although it gives the girls much more time for oversharing which is just how they roll. 😉

Ep 10 - Dial Triple Zero - we need a taser! Ivan can’t work out where it’s all gone awry. Vee thinks we all need to help him out with this but social media says “Hold my beer - we’ve got this”. We are excited to have a re-entry into the Paradise orbit, two new couples and devo to see what we thought was a cute little romance blow up before our eyes. Shari has now declared herself the unofficial campaign manager for Cass for Bachelorette 2020. Jump on board with the hashtag #cass4bach2020 😉

Ep 9 Season 2 One hostage ; One escapee With the comings and goings in Paradise you’d be forgiven for wondering which is who? After last nights Jules saga Alisha uses her white witch powers to manifest Daniel “the puppeteer” of previous Bachelor infamy as a rebound date. It works. She has forgotten all about Jules...no wait....scrap that..::stand-by.... Producers should have arranged the Helen Reddy song “I am Woman (Hear me roar)” as Zoe demonstrated for the other women in Paradise what one does when disrespected by a man and has let Nathan go. You go girl!!!! Clearly inspired by this moment Tenille takes matters into her own hands with increasingly possessive Ivan, drawing a veil over their intense 6 day partnership. Ivan becomes monosyllabic. This is not a positive sign. Vee is confident all he needs is some de-stressing Magic Mike choreographed moves to his fave tunes and he’ll buck up. Aunty Shari isn’t so sure.

Ep 8 Season 2 Crackpots and Copouts We are feeling dirty and disappointed 😔 While the girls in Paradise have the power of the rose this week...no one would really know this!?! Tenille is wanting to release herself from the grasp of Ivan....but doesn’t. Alex Nation wants to leave and/or play the long game and not give Bill a rose....but doesn’t. Alisha wants to move on from Jules...but doesn’t. Is there something in the water??? It’s clearly catching because even Nathan wants to take Tenille out for a date.....AND DOESN’T!!!!!! Aren’t we here to actually follow our heart and DO WHAT WE WANT TO FIND LOVE?? As frustrating as all this is....Shari and Vee are finding pleasure in Ivan’s interpretive dances every time something goes wrong. We anticipate many more to come!!!!

Ep 7 Season 2 Liar, Liar board shorts on fire 🔥 Bill, Bill, Bill what the actual?!? Ivan, Ivan, Ivan what the actual?!? Jules, Jules, Jules what the actual?! That. Is. All.

Ep 6 Season 2 Dipsticks and Dead Shits Just like Haley Joel Osment in The Sixth Sense seeing dead people....”We see dead shits” They are all around us, appear out of nowhere and we are shook! Bill could gold medal at the Olympics in lying and manipulating, Ivan and even Jules are dropping girls like hot rocks at the sight of something more appealing and Rachel is in the kitchen for the whole episode boiling up Richies’ bunny. There are tears from Brooke, Alisha, Cass, Rachel, Alex N, Jules, Rachel... (it would have been easier to list those that DID NOT cry this episode) Alex N is about to play the long game of KILL BILL and Vee is here for it!!!! Meanwhile Shari has wrestled US Alex to the ground to make a citizens arrest for crimes against fashion.

Ep 5 Season 2 Showing their cracks. Just when most of the crew seemed to be coupled up (even into more than one couple 😳) early cracks start to show - stirred up by a group date and time spent with other peeps. Cracks also came for individuals Shannon almost left Paradise, newcomer Zoe ran away from the dinner table on a date with Connor and Rachel stalked Ritchie into a surprise dinner that we thought he should have run away from!!! This meant nothing to Vee & Shari as they were totally distracted by the awesome cheese platters. Mmmmmmm cheese!