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On the show today: Managers on the piss at Spoons, Joey Barton’s Turkey Teeth conspiracy theory and Rory McIlroy’s brutal jilting story.

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Links from the pod:

Luis Suarez bites Jordi Alba: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/34447132/luis-suarez-bite-jordi-alba-inter-miami/ 

Vitor Pereira at Spoons: https://x.com/wwfcscott/status/1911520510636380545

Wozniaki’s Rory McIlroy sleeping photo: https://images.app.goo.gl/qBUEUB4x5NZw4UVR9 

Joey Barton on KDB’s Turkey teeth: https://www.tiktok.com/@common.sense.pod/video/7491972792179494166

Katie Price terrifying teeth: https://images.app.goo.gl/EKg61VR97XQQfGCR6  

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