Luke And Sassy Scott

DESCRIPTION:

• The wildest 'F*cked Up Families' stories from everyone on the internet
• We are not friends IRL. Get that in your head.
• The audacity people have when it comes to what they say to parents
• F*cked up families: 

LINKS:

• Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on Tiktok and Instagram
• Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram

CREDITS:

• Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran
• Production: Earsay
• Manager & Sales: Mushroom Group

• We're using Chat GPT for EVERYTHING... including some weird sh*t
• Luke needs to be shamed into getting fit
• Rage baiting Brendan Fevola
• F*cked up families: Sharina scammed her whole neighbourhood as a kid

Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on Tiktok and Instagram

Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram

Production: Earsay

Manager & Sales: Mushroom Group

• Scott doesn't think anyone has married their best friend
• Horrible bosses - your stories
• Luke is an absolute GROTT!!!
• F*cked up families: One from a well known TikToker involving weeing in a bottle

LINKS:

• Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on Tiktok and Instagram
• Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram

CREDITS:

• Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran
• Production: Earsay
• Manager & Sales: Mushroom Group

• Scott's Will - what will Luke get?
• Family Dramas - stealing baby names
• Contradictions with gross things
• F*cked up families: One from a famous Aussie actor involving a gun and a bum!

LINKS:

• Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on Tiktok and Instagram
• Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram

CREDITS:

• Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran
• Production: Earsay
• Manager & Sales: Mushroom Group

• Scott's Spray - when people are too 'busy' for you
• When family comes and takes over - Lukaboy isn't happy with what Scott's done
• Facebook marketplace sucks but this time Luke had a surprisingly good experience
• F*cked up families: Involving CHOPPING A TOE OFF!!!

LINKS:

• Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on ⁠Tiktok⁠ and ⁠Instagram⁠
• Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to ⁠@lukeandsassyscottpodcast⁠ on Instagram

CREDITS:

• Hosts: ⁠Luke O'Halloran⁠ and ⁠Scott O’Halloran⁠
• Production: ⁠Earsay⁠
• Manager & Sales: ⁠Mushroom Group

This isn't the first time Scott has spoken out about the homophobia that goes on in the AFL, but this time enough is enough. The blatant inconsistency with each penalty applied to players who use homophobic slurs is beyond ridiculous, and change needs to happen NOW!

If you or anyone you know is struggling, you can reach out to these organisations:

Lifeline - 13 11 14

Beyond Blue - 1300 22 4636

Fullstop Australia - 1800 385 578

AFL INCIDENTS TIMELINE:

• Alastair Clarkson: fined $20,000 and given a suspended ban for using a homophobic slur during a pre-season match vs St Kilda (March 2024). Fox Sports
• Jeremy Finlayson (Port Adelaide): 3-game suspension for homophobic slur in Round 4 vs Essendon (April 2024). AFL.com.au
• Wil Powell (Gold Coast Suns): 5-game suspension after QClash vs Brisbane, Round 8 (May 2024). ABC News
• Lance Collard (St Kilda, VFL): 6-game suspension (mid-2024, VFL match). The Age
• Riak Andrew (Sydney Swans): 5-week suspension in Round 6 vs Carlton (May 2025). Herald Sun
• Jack Graham (West Coast): 4-game suspension in Round 10 vs Fremantle (June 2025). Fox Sports
• Izak Rankine (Adelaide): 4-game suspension, reduced from 5, for slur against a Collingwood opponen in Round 23 (August 2025). The Guardian, AFL Statement

RESEARCH & STATS:

• LGBTQIA+ people are 4–5 times more likely to attempt suicide.
• 80% of young queer Australians report verbal abuse.
• Homophobic language is the most common form of abuse in sport.
  (La Trobe University, Writing Themselves In 4 Report, 2021) Download Report PDF

AFL LEADERSHIP QUOTES:

• AFL CEO Andrew Dillon (2024):
  “No, I don’t think we do [have a problem with homophobia]. But I think language of the type that has been used is not acceptable in any forum, let alone the footy field.”
  ABC News
• Liana Brown, Chair of AFL Pride and Allies Network, in the AFL LGBTQI+ Inclusion Action Plan:
  “It is the AFL’s responsibility as custodians of the game to do everything that it can to ensure that all participants are safe within our environments.” AFL LGBTQI+ Inclusion Action Plan (PDF)

SPONSORS & ZERO TOLERANCE:

• Coles Group: Diversity & Inclusion Policy → “Discrimination, harassment or bullying based on sexual orientation or gender identity is not tolerated.” Termination is a consequence. Coles Group Policy
• Telstra: Code of Conduct → “Breaches may result in disciplinary action up to and including termination of employment.” Telstra Code of Conduct
• Virgin Australia (CEO Dave Emerson): Workplace policy → violations of anti-discrimination policy can result in termination. Strong public LGBTQ+ allyship (Mardi Gras sponsorship). Virgin Australia Diversity Policy
• NAB: Human Rights Policy → “We will not tolerate discrimination in our workplaces.” NAB Human Rights Policy

SNOOP DOGG:

• On It’s Giving podcast, mocking same-sex parents in Pixar’s Lightyear:
  “I’m like, oh s—, I didn’t come in for this s—, I just came to watch the goddamn movie. So that’s like, f— me. I’m scared to go to the movies now, like y’all throwing me in the middle of s— that I don’t have an answer for.”
  News.com.au

MEDIA ALLIES & COMMENTATORS:

• Kate McCarthy (ABC Radio) — called out AFL’s “zero tolerance inconsistency.”
• Gerard Whateley (SEN) — described Rankine’s reduced ban as a “failure of leadership.”
• Rebecca Shaw (The Guardian) - “Slurs aren’t just words, they wound.”
• The Herald Sun, Page 13 - argued for serious treatment of slurs.
• The Australian - criticised AFL’s “tick-a-box” culture on inclusion.
• The Daily Aus Podcast - openly supportive.
• Words Matter Podcast - Georgie Tunnie & Abbey Gelmi - openly supportive.
• Brendan Fevola, Dan’s Footy - openly supportive.
• Caroline Wilson - 3AW
• Ian Roberts - 10NEWS+

LINKS:

• Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on Tiktok and Instagram
• Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram

CREDITS:

• Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O’Halloran
• Production: Earsay
• Manager & Sales: Mushroom Group
  

• Jury Duty - Should you be allowed to bring your dog to someone's house unannounced?
• What can you do that other's can't? Scott's tongue can reach places no one else's can.
• Horrible bosses - the most shocking thing a boss said to an employee.
• F*cked up families: Anna told her sibling the most cooked thing ever to scare him.

LINKS:

Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on Tiktok and Instagram

Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran

Production: Earsay

Manager & Sales: Mushroom Group

• We pranked our dad and nearly broke his little heart.. then mended it... then broke it again... then mended it
• For the first time, Scott really didn't want to be recognised in a particular setting
• Fame Name Game
• Luke is never allowed to babysit again after what he failed to do when looking after Scott's twins
• F***cked up families: Tanya found something disgusting in her soup

LINKS:

Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on ⁠Tiktok⁠ and ⁠Instagram⁠

Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to ⁠@lukeandsassyscottpodcast⁠ on Instagram

CREDITS:

Hosts: ⁠Luke O'Halloran⁠ and ⁠Scott O'Halloran⁠

Production: ⁠Earsay⁠

Manager & Sales: ⁠Mushroom Group

A lot has happened since we've been on a break, eg Luke bought a house and built a podcast studio in one of the bedrooms, we went on The Amazing Race, etc etc but the biggest news is that we got scammed and it nearly RUINED us.

Announcement: Scott's funeral is happening and you can come along!!

Funniest misread social cues

F***ed up families - Mel put dog poo somewhere dog poo should never go

LINKS:

Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on Tiktok and Instagram

Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran

Production: Earsay

Manager & Sales: Mushroom Group

It’s a BIG week on the show! We’ve got a wonderful interview with a young legend, and a classic Scott rant:

• Luke and Scott speak with 12-year-old Levi, who shares his journey with chemo and how he stays positive in life – he’s a little legend! Then Scott tries to outsmart Levi in a quick fire quiz.
• Scott loves the Australian Grand Prix but he’s SICK and TIRED of Albert Park locals complaining about all the noise from the event! 
• Sibling Squabble
• PLUS, stay tuned for an important announcement!

LINKS

• Donate to the Good Friday Appeal!
• Got a crazy story for the podcast? Send it to us on Instagram! Slide into the DMs @lukeandsassyscottpodcast at  https://bit.ly/lassp-IG .

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke O’Halloran and Scott O’Halloran    
Executive Producer: James Parkinson
Audio Producer: Nat Marshall
Social Producer: Annabelle Brock
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

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