Two Dames are living their absolute nerd-girl fantasy, and one is rolling her eyes so hard she risks blacking out before the episode ends. Strap in as The Dames crash-land into I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com by Kimberly Lemming. Will the aliens' sucker tails earn them a certified hot-factor green light from The Dames, or will they get a "Hell No" like the minotaurs before them?

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Are you into witches, men who absolutely should not be lurking in forests, and all the wildly inappropriate things one can do with shadow magic? Perfect. You’re our people. Join The Dames as we descend into the debut novel of Bria Rose, Her Dark Promise. If you happen to be extremely knowledgeable about the Gutenberg Press or the witchcraft hysteria, we strongly recommend imbibing in a "Witch’s Curse" before pressing play. Trust us, it was literally the only way we could get Lexx to turn off her brain for one blessed minute.

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If this podcast had HR, OSHA, or even a mildly concerned manager, this episode would’ve been shut down before the record button finished blinking.  Join The Dames as we recklessly clock in at Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta. Wildly over educated and mildly under qualified, we may have treated this book like hands-on job training. What starts as “surely this will be fine” devolves into chaos, and undeniable proof that we should not be allowed near microphones without adult supervision.

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Forget cocoa, small towns, and wholesome holiday kisses—This holiday season, The Dames skipped the sugar and went straight for the spice with The Naughty List by Jade West. Think you've read a lot of smut? So did we, and we spent the entire book with our jaws on the floor. Was this the best holiday gift we could’ve asked for? Without question.

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Breaking news: Joey has officially been taken out at the knees by a listener selection so wild, it deserves its own warning label. Ride along as The Dames speed, swerve, and occasionally scream their way through Creedence by Penelope Douglas. This episode is jam-packed with intrigue, moral dilemmas, and did we say hot brothers AND a hot dad? Stay until the end to see how The Dames rate this one! 

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Grab your red cloak, because we’re straying off the path...This episode is chock full of claws, growls, knots, and so much feral alpha wolf energy that you may think you've found your true mate. Join The Dames as they journey through A Cage of Crimson by K.F. Breene. Will Birdie’s rage over this cliffhanger ever be soothed? Or will her utter bewilderment over the creative anatomical positioning choices in chapter 2 distract her enough to spend the rest of the episode just trying to figure out where everyone’s limbs were supposed to be?

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Join The Dames as they collectively scream “Let’s-go! We'll win! BC!” We’re here with our pom poms because this smut goes into overtime!

This week we’re tackling For The Fans by Nyla K.—a boy-love bonanza with enough sweaty tension to fog up a stadium. Can Lexx survive her personal hell of reading about sports without breaking into hives, or will hometown Pride pull her through?

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This episode The Dames are crashing into the gun-toting, grudge-holding, morally-gray-man buffet that is Forget Me Not Bombshell by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti. It’s dark. It’s dirty. It’s the mafia madness we crave.

Will The Dames swoon for the brooding brute with a blood-soaked past? Fall head-over-heels for the seductive chaotic sweet-talker who’d burn the world for a smirk? Or maybe they’ll lose their minds over the emotionally stunted knife daddy who communicates exclusively in veiled threats and longing stares?

Place your bets now—because while this book may be a why-choose, our ladies have very specific picks... and no remorse about it.

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Did you ever dream of being the cheese in a man meat sandwich; toasted, melted, and absolutely smothered between two possessive, sinfully hot alpha males??? Then this is the episode for you! Join The Dames as they argue about quality smut in The Moon and His Tides by Gianna Darling. Ain’t nothing soft and dreamy about this moon, Darling. You’re about to be served up a hot, chaotic, moon-soaked ménage à turmoil that may leave you licking your fingers and wanting more!

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To Knot or Not to Knot? That is the dilemma of this episode! Can you guess which one of the ladies is more than happy to volunteer as tribute??? Join The Dames as they grab the bull by the horns and charge headfirst into Ruby Dixon’s Bull Moon Rising. How many towels does it take to get through a Conquest Moon cycle with a seven-foot Taurian? No one knows. All we know is… we’d need access to a washing machine once things start getting spicy. Because honestly? Some of us like it messy.

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