The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame...

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Student claim Ouija board predicted a potential school shooting, Boy Scouts neckerchief sliders recalled over high levels of lead, iPhone headstone...complete with selfie as grave marker

Tornado warning interrupts 'This Is Us' season premiere in Detroit area and fans are 'outraged', Canadian military OK's beards as long as they are not 'hipster style', Suspect busted with fake $100 bills crammed between his butt cheeks, Gay penguins kidnap chick from straight parents at Denmark zoo

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio...

Someone is throwing bowling balls at cars in St. Louis, Custom greeting card company has asked customers to please stop sending in pictures of their genitals to be put on card, Thieves break into Colorado pot shop and get away with dozens of jars from the display case---filled with oregano, Chicago woman scammed out of $11,5K by 'Bruce Springsteen'

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Update: Virginia DOC drops plans for the 'no tampons' for female visitors rule, Drunk man with beer cooler burned down his mobile home, Southeast Missouri State University president apologizes after being videoed doing beer bongs with students during football game tailgate, Youth football league team suspended from league after argument with referee ends with parent coming out of the stands and body-slamming the official

Update: Police have identified the Ocoee skinny-dipper, Drunk tries to barge into jet;s cockpit cabing to 'charge his phone', North Carolina woman facing charges after living with the body of her deceased mother for months...'out of curiosity', People are drinking turpentine for the 'health benefits'

Shot sometimes forgets this is supposed to be a sports segment...today is one of those days