Bad timing: Chipotle location shut down after sickening a bunch of people the day before 'national avocado day' promotion, Natty Light wants to help you get a job by painting your resume on the side of a race car, 250-lb black bear somehow got stuck in a storm drain, Crocodile trainer finds out who's REALLY in charge during show...

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Thieves stole a SHARK from an aquarium and rolled it out in a baby stroller, Man tries robbing Whataburger with a pair of tongs, Politician accuses opponent of being a devotee of 'Bigfoot erotica', Pizza delivery guy is also a piano virtuoso

Longtime Beefy King owner passes away, Dog owner stunned by size of his chihuahua's penis, NYC motorist who tried to use 'emergency lane' to beat traffic ends up on bike path and wedged between two poles, Driver who worked for delivery company fired for intentionally driving through puddles and soaking pedestrians

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Man tells police he robbed liquor store to get money to pay for court fees from previous crimes, Mia Khalifa to have surgery to repair breast implant after being hit by hockey puck, Someone has started a Facebook campaign to have a Nirvana reunion with Chad Kroeger of Nickelback handling vocals, Pent-up anger? Hit a a 'Rage Room'

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Dude awarded $8.8 million in lawsuit against guy who slept with his wife, Canadian guy legally changed his gender to female to save money on car insurance, Man committed identity theft and upgraded a bar's cable package to include PAC-12 Network so he could watch his favorite college team play, Florida Man takes alligator with him on beer run into convenience store

Update on the NJ 'pooping' School Superintendent...he's now suing the police over mugshot, Serial killer accidentally kills himself, Arkansas woman accused of killing husband after porn disagreement, 'Summer Penis' is a real thing according to urologists

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game