Shot can hardly contain his excitement as football season approaches..

'Model' from Sweden is trying to grow the world's largest ass by eating jars of Nutella, Woman is upset that the unique baby name she game to her kid is no longer unique, Waiter who shared racist 'customer' note all over social media now admits he made the whole thing up, Research data shows screen obsessed children now spend only 7 hours a week outside

Jeff answers your personal injury and general legal questions for free

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Cops accidentally hit Tour de France riders with tear gas, Ohio DMV using Lakers LeBron picture to keep people from smiling in their license photo, Police called to investigate report of 'excessive farting' coming from elderly man's home, Masseuse named Mi Suk Suk Bae could lose license over 'happy ending' offer to undercover officer

Dump truck driver forgets to put down bucket...leaves job site and drives through 15 powerlines and yanking 12 utility poles out of the ground, Police call two truck to haul off DUI suspects car---tow truck driver shows up drunk, Man arrested for pretending to be blind so he could grope woman's breasts, Nude man at Planet Fitness though he was in 'Judgement Free Zone',

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Uber 'vomit fraud' is popping up again, A dozen police chase man on tractor through streets of downtown Denver, IT business has website called rentahitman.com and are dealing with potential clients who actually are requesting to have people killed, Human cannonball at circus in Chile is fire up and over the safety net and lands in crowd

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Man operating marijuana grow operation is busted after failing to pay his power bill, Family is charged $800 by Las Vegas area emergency room for use of a sink, Twitter is triggered after minor league baseball team holds 'Millennial Night' promotion with avocado burgers, selfie stations, napping areas and participation ribbons