Man pulled over for doing 99 mph tries to convince cop he was reading the temperature gauge that had a much lower reading than 99, North Carolina day care raided in massive drug bust, Vancouver man arrested after sending inflatable sex toy attached to helium-filled balloons in flight path of local airport, Man driving 300K Lamborghini receives instant karma when he attempts to show off in Key West

Police find big clue in ceiling of alleged crooked priest, Texas woman headed to jail for taking conchs from the waters that surround Key West, Group in Osceola county want to house homeless people in shipping containers, Man sues cop for anal probe on sidewalk

The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Young Dallas wannabe rapper leaves enough 'evidence' on social media for prosecutors to connect him to several crimes...he's now going to jail for at least 12 years, HS student has threesome with BOTH of his school's English teachers. Man who is 90% covered in tattoos has penis removed because he says it 'interferes with his look', NJ lawmaker wants to tax the TAP WATER of residents

Chick-fil-A discontinuing their 'Cow Calendar' after this year, Man air lifted by medical chopper after being 'hit in the head by a cow', Guy has to quit his job after he thinks text from his boss was someone sexting him, Here's the latest PC term to be aware of: 'Theybies'

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

Spanish Navy facing yet another costly mistake with their new submarine design, Beer and how it impacts your sperm count, Dude teals his date's car and then uses it to take out another woman, restaurant forced to apologize after mocking group of teens on social media about how they paid for their meal

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Women get in fight when one accused the other of stealing her meatballs from fridge, Man spots family holding a BBQ in graveyard---using headstone to hold grill, Vienna, Austria officails distribute more than 14, 000 deodorant sticks during 'heatwave'