Teen burglar wakes couple and asks for WiFi password, San Diego taco restaurant shuts down when they can't find anyone to work there, Woman runs over man trying to repo her tires and rims because on non-payment, Doorbell camera catches nude, masturbating convicted sex offender on woman's front porch

The worst that humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Disney announces they will be ditching plastic straws, The 'I-4 Eyesore' continues to show signs of progress as interior lights are now on, Lawyer defending ex-Stanford swimmer claims client not guilty of rape but rather 'sexual outercourse', Dump truck travelling on I-595 in S. Florida with rear bin still elevated slams into overpass and signs causing huge mess and delay

Man under arrest tried to buy freedom with doughnuts, Hellmann's Mayo flavored ice cream has caused quite a stir, Judge issues very creative sentence for vandal who created huge mess by toppling port-o-potty, Man would like people to please refrain from having sex with his naked lady-shaped hedge

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

AMC is letting Chris Hardwick return to host 'Talking Dead', N. Koreans eat 'Spicy Dog Soup' to beat the heat, Hot Cheetos under fire after mom blames the snack for causing her daughter to have to have gallbladder surgery, Florida Woman takes kids back-to-school shoplifting at Target, New owners of factory that made NECCO Wafers shut the factory down

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

April the giraffe is pregnant again, Florida man accused of upskirting woman at 7-11 tells cops he did it 'for fun', Police respond to call of a nude man doing jumping jacks in women' s restroom at McDonald's, 10-yr-old and 7-yr-old steal Lexus and attempt to drive to the beach

DMV worker slept on the job 3 hours a day for nearly 4 years, Bride-to-be killed her fiance over potential guest at wedding, Credit card company investigates after man claims $50,000 charge on card from Tampa strip club, Man with no penis admits sexually assaulting two women who though they were having sex with him