Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

The worst that humanity has to offer vie for the weekly title

Study finds too many shores can kill women but not men, Swiss government enacts new regulations on how to humanely kill lobsters, 40% of Americans have never left the country and 11% have never left their home state?Singer of Iron Maiden tribute band POWERCLOWN busted for smugging 7 MILLION dollars worth of drugs into Japan

Marc is the play-by-play voice of the UCF Knights and the host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Hotel in Canada made entirely out of ice had to shut down because of a fire, Wife refuses to give TV remote to husband...he gets up and hangs himself in the next room, Nude man ripped urinal out of the wall at Tallahassee bar then made off into the woods, Huma Abedin and jailed husband Anthony Weiner withdraw their divorce filing

Charlie Daniels lit up on social media after he issues grim warning to Taco Bell, SUV goes airborne of I-75 and crashes into crates of bee hives, Jacksonville man who has exact same name as his twin brother arrested for murdering that twin, 'White van' art

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Man caught on camera stealing tampons but paying for beer, One of the most redneck meth busts ever in Pennsylvania, Meanwhile in NC-man steals his stepdaughter's new puppy and trades it for meth, CNN giddy as the search for missing Malaysian Air flight 370 is back on

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio!!

Thousands of ski resort tourists stranded in Switzerland because of...too much snow? Barefoot man steals patrol car with engine running...takes it to liquor store to buy a 40, EDM themed HOLY SHIP! cruise posts message imploring guests to not fornicate with pizza from the 24/7 Garden Cafe on boat