Central Florida's last Kmart is closing, Drunken game of dirt-bike 'chicken' ends with injured man winning legal suit with insurer, Florida treehouse controversy may end up in Supreme Court, Man in airplane feces smearing incident released from jail

Idiot decides to 'test' new 4-wheel drive truck on partially frozen pond, Christian University in Texas advertising students to not work at Hooters, Florida woman runs herself over with own car trying to escape attacking cat, We've got another 'Poop Bandit' on the loose

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Pope OK's breastfeeding in The Sistine Chapel, Man's '"volcano" testicle explodes, Mexican man with 19 inch penis is outed as a fraud, Boston resident in battle with Sal's Pizza over fence height

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Man who put up famous neighborhood Christmas light display dies in fall from roof trying to make repair, Daytona Beach woman accused of beating up an 11-yr-old for cussing in front of her kids, Mexican teen YouTube star gunned down after hurling insult at cartel boss, Apple accused of racism after FACE ID feature on iPhone X fails to distinguish different Chinese faces

Update: Another human organ found at Detroit wastewater treatment plant, Texas sized challenge accepted in road-rage incident, Man on quest to get Smash Mouth to play his birthday party, Low-rider marriage proposal

The worst that humanity has to offer compete for the weekly crown of shame

Brevard sheriff may get his own TV show on A&E Network, Elderly couple says 60 pounds of pot found in the vehicle were 'Christmas presents', Neighbor accused of stealing gold hidden in couple's cat litter box, Arby's introduces 'Meat Sweats'

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game