Brawling pilots fired for leaving cockpit unattended, Cops call him 'Social Security' (because of his forehead tattoo), Woman returned her 'dead' Christmas to Costco on January 4th and got a refund, Another porn star found dead

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Swiss police arrest 80--yr-old masked bank robber, FLORIDA MAN sticks entire rack of ribs down his pants plus other picnic items in failed shoplifting attempt, IKEA is running magazine ad that doubles as a pregnancy test, Bats spotted flying around meat department inside a Walmart in Texas

Personal injury attorney Jeff Kaufman answers your legal questions for free

Today, Shot Dr. told us about the early days of DISCO in Orlando and his phase of being an 'Urban Cowboy'

Amateur porn chick hires wrong person as hitman, Burning spider cause apartment fire, Man's prized DeLorean goes up in flames after accident and business refuses to let him use their fire extinguisher, Kids as young as 5 smoke cigarettes for 'traditional' celebration to end of Christmas season

Better Business Bureau gives 'F' to Lavar Ball's company, HOA demands homeowners leave garage doors OPEN during the day, Dad stabs family pit bull to death to free 1-yr-old daughter who was being attacked by the animal, American tourist OD's on Viagra and goes on nude rampage through airport

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

H&M issue apology after 'coolest monkey' ad backlash, 'Purple Taco' graffiti mystery in Dallas, Man named Bruce Wayne awarded mask and cape after eating at Chipotle 426 days in a row, Man is very upset after getting his head caught between bars of Chinese jail cell

Lynch pinch-hitting for LT this week. Latest rock news includes Metallica, Guns N' Roses, Black Sabbath, Kiss, Chester Bennington and Rob Halford