Lyrical Laxatives

Now with audience participation! Mike and John are Joined by Mel and (E/Elizabeth/Liz/Brady) to launch the Lyrical Laxatives Live series...

Lyrical Laxative Live with special guests Ayden (and Ruby)...

We invited Ayden onto the podcast to help celebrate her birthday during quarantine, and used the opportunity to get a little perspective into how they feel quarantine has impacted their lives so far.

The ladies of Lyrical Laxative lend their voices to another episode - this one covers dream vacations...

This is also the contest closing episode. After digging through 'dozens' of entries, we have found our winners and will be contacting them through email - thank you all for your entries...

Not cow tipping...people tipping...generally for services rendered...John makes fun of Mikes excitement over an awesome shout out and Mike struggles with the hardest question of his life before the guys jump into a rich conversation on tipping etiquette...but without giving too much away, here's a tip for you, listeners... stick around for the exciting announcement within the episode...

There are two prizes up for grabs until the next episode is released...get listening and get winning! But don't despair if you aren't the winner - there's always the consolation prize of a swift punch to the nipples!

Size does matter...especially if you're squeezing more than you should into the space that's available. "Big old party pouch" kicks off sizable topic while "The beached whale" tries to figure out just how big these tiny houses are...

This one is goes out to all the ants - prepare your subgenual organs for the sweet vibrations from the lads of Lyrical Laxatives!

John and Mike have special guests Melanie and Elizabeth join them on this episode of Lyrical Laxatives...the discussion starts off reasonably, focusing on the feasibility and possibility of the four of them growing crops and animals and dancing naked around a fire (only on Fridays), but quickly takes a turn for the worse as chicken nipples become a thing...

"You guys! are we *REALLY* discussing this???"

Yes Mel, they are...they can't hold back once the laxatives have kicked in!

After struggling with all the money in the world, Mike and John do the Tik Tok talk...renegade, renegade, renegade...then they jump into squeezing nipples and struggling with you-knows and hiccups...John stammers along with slurred speech as Mike pines over podcaster Joe "The Horror" Lewis...it all wraps up nicely with shaved balls...

Hit the whoa!

John and Mike deep dive into Disney...this discussion isn't Coronavirus free, but not much is these days. Warning - some actual research was done on this one so done be surprised if your ear-holes feed your brain with knowledge.

Let the laxatives lyrically lick you lovely listening lobes...

During this episode, Mike and John discuss the best concerts they've ever been to...as usual, there's a lot more to it - it's not just about the music...it's about the chicken wings, Tom Petty's sweat, the "Middy Middy Boz-tones" and external influences. But before you enjoy the acoustic analysis of what makes a concert memorable, make sure you've bagged some extra time to listen as John stokes Mikes red beard rage over 5c bags...

Enjoy the "15th episode of March"...it's really only the 14th episode and with the laxative effect in full swing, it's surprising Mike and John even knew it was March!

Unless you've been living under a rock (probably the best place to be right now), you may have heard of something called the Coronavirus or the illness Covid-19. If so, it's important to understand that 1 out of 87,352 doctors (not necessarily medical) recommend that you put down that toilet paper and over priced surgical masks, wash your hands thoroughly for 20 seconds, throw on some comfy pj's and gather around the radiophone (in groups of up to 10 at most) to hear John and Mike dive deep into the facts* of this world wide pandemic...

Whatever you do, don't panic, stay calm, keep your hands and ear-holes clean and dry, and most importantly, don't gargle with bleach!

* the facts may actually be a collection of stretched half truths from disreputable sources.