How would you potato? Mike and John peel away the complexities of this question before nerding it up with a very informative discussion about the best video games. 

Get ready to reach the next level as the guys mash your ear holes - this episode is all fun and games.

This episode covers a disclaimer from John and Mike about the things they say - They're not trying to be jerks, but if they come across as jerks, then let them know! Luckily their viewpoints differ enough from each other that there is usually a good jerk and a bad jerk...it's up to you to decide who is who...

Mike discusses his recent visit to Arizona - you might need an extra seat belt while you strap yourself in for this discussion...and once again, John proves that statements can be taken as true when said with confidence and force...even if they're completely untrue...(it's 500 miles, John!)

Get ready to exercise your ear-holes!

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John and Mike, two hosts of a podcast dedicated to discussing things they barely know, slowly tapping into vast stores of (questionable) knowledge gained from drinking during the show, have a whale of a time discussing some of their drunk stories (the one's they can remember).

Here are some of the great memories you'll learn about...

Giant mice

Beached whales

Phil Screwdriver

The cause of Mikes water fears

Fights in Canada

Gentlemen's clubs

John terrorizes a defenseless cyclist

Mike's fallen and he can't get up

The Station

John, the beer sponge

Mike's cooter

But why are you still reading this, it's all in the podcast - give it a listen...See you when the laxatives kick in!

What are we doing? ... crumby beer reviews of course! (you'll have to listen to find out if the beer or the review is crumby)

What you won't find on this podcast episode -

IPA's...sorry, not sorry...

big words

vast insightful beer knowledge

incoherent speech (although it is setting in)

Burps (they were edited out)

What you will find - 

Mike and John

The following beers:

Banana Bread Beer - Eagle Brewery - UK - 5.2%

Original Ritterguts Gose - Ritterguts Gose GmbH - Germany - 4.7%

Cristal - Union de Cervecerias Peruanas  Backus Y Johnston S.A.A. - Peru - 4.6%

K-O Brand Blond Ale - De Proef Brewery - Belgium - 10%

Ace Pineapple Craft Cider - California Cider Company - CA, US - 5%

Tanker Truck Rose Gose - Two Roads Brewing Co - CT, US - 4.8%

Crabbie's Spiced Orange Alcoholic Ginger Beer - Halewood International Ltd - 4.8%

The laxative effect

Bottoms up!

Mike and John are on a roll as they tear apart an age old argument, sheet by sheet...This topic covers a lot of sh!t, probably due to the laxatives that have clearly kicked in...

Over or Under - which side are you on? 

Then, after wiping out a good deal of time discussing the lower half and after a brief inaccurate recollection (on John's behalf as usual) about who their kids are named after, they head north, sinking their incoherent thoughts deep into the Alaskan wilds - focusing intensely on the Iditarod.

All points discussed are purely the opinions of Mike and John, and are highly influenced by beer and wine - not even good beer and wine - so if statements made sound convincing and confident, use your own judgment - neither of them have been to Alaska, so what do they truly know?

John and Mike passionately discuss the value of a college education. They use hard-hitting *facts like apple pie moonshine, carnal knowledge and purple drank - and believe it or not, they actually stay on topic for the entire episode. You'll be introduced to Bobby Baseball, the overpaid baseball great, as well as Jebediah Joseph, Ebenezer and his two sons Josiah Jeremiah and the other Ezekiel, and even Simon Cray, who were all invaluable contributors to the telling of the stories of 1812.

*facts may be skewed by copious amounts of alcohol.

Mike and John passionately discuss cars and dogs...this is better than the last one, folks! If you're looking for valuable life lessons to survive the inevitable robot overlords of the future, or you want to lightly tickle your ear-bone listening to a brief political impression, then you've come to the right place...

Sit back and let the laxatives kick in!

John once again "exudes" confidence with his "exemplary" argumentative skills...struggling to convey the source of his distaste for Reality shows. Mike's frustration's grow to a point never before heard on this podcast channel...

01:00 Random word

03:49 No laughing matter on this topic - Sitcoms

12:06 A Shameless discussion

14:10 Back to reality

27:56 Sports

31:18 House Hunters

37:29 A vicious Circle

42:23 American Idol

51:41 Sports according to John

53:15 Jimmy Edwards...who?

55:02 Super drunk hiccup

1:07:00 We finally come to our senses

We are at it again! This episode we discuss the merit of mobile games and fortnite. Mike almost dies doing a shot which leads into NSFW medical stories. John goes car shopping and ends up with chicken wings. 

00:53 word of the day

06:46 topic wheel

07:10 mobile phone games

10:26 drunk hiccups

14:20 spice girls

15:48 fortnite

21:34 podcasting

23:11 goggy

23:57 back to podcasting

27:59 mikes drinking issues

30:28 story time with Mike

51:11 everyone gets a car

52:41 chicken wings

58:40 beer games

John struggles with memory loss and Mike discusses the topic without covering the topic...

03:04 Weird word of the day

05:44 Topic pick!

07:07 Finns Antics

09:24 Wife-fight!

15:04 f$#king bunny!

18:41 Mama Mel-o-drama

19:46 Bathroom Breaks

24:03 Family ties

28:58 Marketing interlude

31:44 What up, Dan?

34:13 High School Electives...f$#k that topic...

36:53 Reno and Barstool

39:48 ...High School Electives…College Lawn games

45:35 John struggles with famous american runners

54:07 Mike takes his rage out on studio equipment

54:53 Dranks!

55:40 Trench coats

(Studio equipment was hurt during the making of this podcast)