John and Mike travelled to Tshikwalo Lodge in South Africa, just outside of Pretoria...it was a wild adventure even before the animals entered the picture.

2:14 Menlyn Park Mall - may or may not be the largest shopping labyrinth in the southern hemisphere... 

4:39 Melissa Joan Hart (apparently)

9:33 Our room - a split decision

15:47 Surprise!

20:32 Stuck in the mud

27:45 The gift that keeps giving

34:11 Drunk hiccups

38:27 Pretoria

44:14 John thinks he knows what a panhandler is...

47:59 That amazingly significant monument to humankind named something something

51:08 exit rows aren't comfortable

56:06 JFK Rage

(No animals were hurt and would never be hurt during the making of the story that influenced this episode)

The topic is "Words" - they're useful and important, but trying to use them correctly can be difficult. Mike and John discus this and somehow end up comparing online shopping to local sellers. We can't make this stuff up...actually...we can...and we are by no means experts. Some things you might learn from this episode:

reading is good

you should keep your ear holes clean

Mike struggles to fix his lawnmower...often

See you when the laxatives kick in!

Lyrical Laxatives - Talk that flows naturally

"What are we doing?"...Mike and John stumble through the initial promo, discussing the future of Lyrical Laxatives.

 See you when the laxatives kick in...